wackyplanter:

emporer-of-chaos:

llamallover:

pastabot:

honted:

tilthat:

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

viareddit.com

pretty funny i guess

had to be there

Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of
“Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.

gsirvator:

llamallover:

evilmario666:

autumneclipse1478:

evilmario666:

ALL MY LITTLE PONY CHARACTERS LOVE THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY.

ALL OF THEM.

They also hate Killing Stalking and the adults love weed.

And, y'mnow what? Every character in Harry Pooter? TRANS. All of them. They are all trans and, SuRpRisinGly, dont harrass people in washrooms! They are TRANS. TRANS and LOVE the LGBTQ+ community.

No they aren’t.

They’re just stealing the rainbow from god, so it still checks out.

Just wanted to clarify: My post was to throw shade at people claiming LGBTQ+ “stole” the rainbow from god.

Which is a statement so ridiculous that just repeating it felt like enough of a parody to me.

pastabot:

honted:

tilthat:

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

viareddit.com

pretty funny i guess

had to be there

Translation is always tricky, but I remember this slightly different:

Figs were an imported delicacy at the time, and the donkey just managed to eat them (without being given any on purpose). Seeing a donkey eating several times their own value in figs, the philosopher looked to his servant who might have been standing there either in shock, despair, or both, and said something along the lines of
“Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with”. With (undiluted) wine also being an expensive drink.

I feel like that context makes it funnier. Basically like standing in front of your burning mansion with a butler, meeting their eyes, and telling them that you still feel a little chilly and ask them if they could put on an extra log or two.

evilmario666:

autumneclipse1478:

evilmario666:

ALL MY LITTLE PONY CHARACTERS LOVE THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY.

ALL OF THEM.

They also hate Killing Stalking and the adults love weed.

And, y'mnow what? Every character in Harry Pooter? TRANS. All of them. They are all trans and, SuRpRisinGly, dont harrass people in washrooms! They are TRANS. TRANS and LOVE the LGBTQ+ community.

No they aren’t.

They’re just stealing the rainbow from god, so it still checks out.

demonladytakkuri:

demonladytakkuri:

misandristmoira:

harbinger-of-reason:

princessbubblegumandjustice:

roach-spray:

itsfangirlharu:

something that will never not be funny to me in dn was the faces Light would make when no one was looking. like if anyone caught him once, the jig was up

Mf really stood there in front of everyone like this

If only someone stayed back and overheard him twerking on L’s grave screaming “tHaT’s RiGhT, i WiN!!!”

Motherfucker would have been put down much quicker

People really act like the Deathnote corrupted him. This crazy bastard was screaming he was a god in episode 2.

He saw a slippery slope and decided to grab a sled

In the first episode he was whining abt how the world was diseased and poisoned and needed to be “fixed” by someone.

He’s the anime version of Walter White, he didn’t just grab a sled, he crashed a race car down that slope the second it came into view.

Death Note wasn’t a story about power corrupting mortals, it was a story about an absolute lunatic chimpanzee of a man who got that button you can press to kill someone for a million dollars and never get caught, and decided, even though he never got the money and someone very definitely did die, to just mash that thing at terminal velocity like he was playing a Mario Party minigame for keeps.

I always felt it was about rationalizing the guilt he was already feeling. It’s true that he was all gloomy about the state of society, disappointed and feeling powerless. But then he got this book and he killed 2 people with it out of curiosity. He had a legit mental breakdown over that fact, and came to the conclusion that the only way he could absolve himself was if what he did had been right all along.
And so he continued killing because that was the only way to prove that what he already did was ok.

It kind of reminds me of McBeth, in which the character of the same name kinda goes “well I have already murdered the King who was staying as a guest in my home, might as well do everything else that might be considered evil to continue this agenda, because clearly the agenda is more important”, while his wife, complicit in this crime, goes in the opposite direction of feeling overwhelmed by what has already been done and the fact it cannot be undone.

Both of these seem like very human reactions to extreme guilt, and while people throw shade at Light (heh) for all his moral failings, I cannot help but think that these first two deaths were what broke him and set him on this path - not his moping teenage feelings of being powerless and society being disappointing. Not some intrinsic evil. Just extreme guilt, and his psyche snapping and coming up with a solution that allowed it to survive.
I support this by the fact that once he gives up his memories of the book, he immediately becomes a bright-eyed hopeful do-good schoolboy again. Trying to save lifes however he can. And as soon as his memories return, despite all the good things he’s experienced in the meantime, despite the bonds he forged, he immediately returned to the “dark side” - his only way of coping with what has happened (he is now responsible for even more deaths by giving away the notebook on purpose).

headspace-hotel:

introvertedx10:

This linguistic problem is only going to continue getting worse unless we fuck it in the ass now.

femgirlfriend:

wake up

(wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up

titleknown:

hineway:

Heeheehoo

*sets this loose in your house*

This post has two very different energies dependent on whether you do or don’t know what the “this” in question is.

Ah, the immortal snail… you have finally arrived…

6qubed:

beardedmrbean:

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

whydidisavethistomyphone:

himbofisher:

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

goldenvicious:

numboars:

piermanwalter:

gunsandfireandshit:

normal-horoscopes:

ndiecity:

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raid shadow legends

callmebliss:

rathistory:

HELLO??

Hot damn, I will definitely buy champagne and strawberries for the horny cheese

cryoverkiltmilk:

air-so-sweet:

hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. “oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-” no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.

Truth in satire.

adhbabey:

thatadhdmood:

actualbird:

actualbird:

legitimate fucking lifehack: discord server literally just for yourself to keep track of stuff over devices. links. reminders and checklists. all neatly divided into categories. search function and dates. why didnt i do this earlier oh my god.

op here. everybody adding passive aggressive comments like “just use [other thing]” or “wow u dont know [other thing] exists get well soon ❤️” owes me 5 dollars

everybody else especially adhd folks are very welcome and i hope u see something beautiful today

ive been doing this lately and it works pretty well!

these r the channels i use

basicallyorganisationhasmy schedule and any random stuff thats happening or i gotta do

media is where i drop a youtube video, episode of a show, or fic im reading with the time of where i am in the video that i need to close so i can focus

plus it doubles as a catalog of stuff to do when I’m bored!

thendocumentis links to things i need open to do work or any slideshow links i get for school

andformulas are the formulasialways search for those classes like a wavelength formula or molar mass or smth!

This is the post that got me to make one and it’s the best thing that ever happened to me.

Directly underneath this post was THIS post and it threw me for a loop because I didn’t realize they were two separate posts for a moment.

imakuni:

hoina-hysteria:

hurenoshmureno:

octanyl:

ayellowbirds:

draayder:

shadgandel:

cairocopper:

gods, every time i see that Baiken one, i think, “…is she being controlled by her sentient, independent breasts?”

think you forgot someone