“Welcome to St. Steven’s Hospital For Troubled Women.”

hair-noire:

Irrational exuberance followed by crushing reality

“I…won’t be getting so much attention from men now…will I?”

“It’s all coming off today. You’re being shaved down to the skin. And I will be keeping you bald for awhile. Why are you crying? What would you think would happen if you cheated?”

“Buck up, sheep. We’ll get you sheared ASAP.”

“There. Now we can send you back to work. You won’t be seducing any husbands like this.”

fivestarglam:

https://dumpor.com/v/model.shave

“We have to get you prepped for surgery, girl.”

“It’s important to make them clean up their hair afterwards. They’re here for service. Never let them pretend otherwise.”

“Your husband is tired of your vanity! He wants you shaved bald weekly from now on. Take one last look, honey.”

“Those long hippie locks? Not suitable for a woman of your age!”

“Such long hair is unacceptable in my household! It’s all coming off.”