babehavesexwithme:

I’m tired and I want to snuggle and sleep but I also want to have sex for like three hours

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

haunt-me-x3:

Me: reaches out to someone for help
Me, beating myself with a pole: THIS IS NOT THEIR PROBLEM LEAVE THEM ALONE STOP DRAGGING OTHER PEOPLE DOWN WITH YOU

gothvibes:

I literally love the idea of being so obsessed with ur lover that u can’t keep ur hands off them even in public and always being turned on by them and everything they do…I wanna be with someone who’s always dying to touch me and be close to me like I love corny infatuation, I love love, I love unbearable intensity

tachyon-at-rest:

midnightfunk:

las-ratas:

#StillWithHer

I’d honestly pay her to show up NEAR political discourse just as the reliably blinding distraction for the GQP that she is.

They get SO WOUND UP over HRC the Democratic party ought to use her in the same way that a stage magician uses a pretty lady to mislead the audience.

bishopdane: