Ashton “I don’t do friends” organizing the group icebreakers and buying everyone sandwiches- yeah sure you don’t buddy. I’m sure you don’t have friends. You’re so cool and friendless. Now go back to the house you live at with your multiple despondent punk queer definitely not friends who you give so much money to.
im so over orym taking the time to ask imogen if there’s anything they can do to help with her unwilling mind reading situation. it’s so sweet and so touching and such a gentle way of making sure she’s taken care of.
fellas is it gay to tuck a flower behind your bro’s ear and the flower is the perfect blue to match his skin and he bends down to let you put it in his hair because you’re only 3 feet tall and then he’s right next to your face and you-
Laudna: Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for scary woman winter.
Fearne:Your honor, I was just being a little silly.
Dorian: You wanna fight, huh? Okay, let’s take this outside! The stars are so bright tonight. The moon looks so nice. Hold my hand.
Orym: Do I deserve back pain at this age?
Ashton:God, I hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny.
F.C.G.: What’s the cheat code for stable mental health.
Imogen:You ever wake up from a dream like, “Damn, I guess I’m not coping with that as well as I thought I was.”
Bertrand: While you were hitting the Juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, I died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. And my body was never found again.
[ID: A tweet from Travis Willingham @.WillingBlam which reads: “#CriticalRoleSpoilers Pockets: Peanuts, Werther’s Originals, 30 yr old condom, Chap stick, Some Icy Hot, A TV Guide, “Murder, She Wrote” - The Criterion Collection” /end ID]
