morrissey wrote a sex novel and literally everything about this sentence is hilarious??
“Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except the otherwise central zone.”
This is solid gold, nothing else ever needs to be written, we are done here
I’ve seen this circulated around tumblr, facebook, and even Imgur. If you haven’t seen it, it’s the post that gives a list of fake phone numbers to give to someone who is bothering you for your phone number, whether it be if you aren’t interested, or they aren’t taking no for an answer. There’s a “loser” rejection number, the fucking KKK hotline (cmon people…) and some other stuff that is either “funny” or directs them to something that tells them flat out that they were given a fake. I know it was made for women mostly, but this is for anyone- Please DON’T do it. Don’t give out those numbers to someone. First of all, a few are 1-800 or 1-866 numbers. Secondly, in every situation where I couldn’t shake someone, I would give my number and they would immediately stand there and call it, or ask if I can call them. If you give them one of these fakes and they call or text it, they are going to see that the phone didn’t ring or go off, and even if it’s in your purse or pocket, they might listen to the call to make sure it goes through. This can become extremely dangerous if they realize you gave them one of those numbers while they are standing right there, and can go from docile and annoying, to mean and even furious in a matter of seconds. God forbid you used the “loser rejection” one, or another mean one. Instead of these, if you must give a number, please know there is an app called “Mr. Number” and it allows free blocking. If you have to give yours out, immediately block the number as soon as you leave and are safely away. The app has the option that if they call, it won’t even allow them to leave a voicemail, so no angry horrible voicemails from them, and all their texts to you will also be blocked. Please be careful. I used one of these lines from years ago, and it was a polite one, too. The guy saw my phone didn’t do anything (it was too late to put it away and it was sitting on the bar), tried again, heard it, went from 0-60 and threw a shotglass down on the ground smashing it while screaming and calling me a cunt and a bitch and all kinds of shit. Most of those lines are provoking, so please don’t use them. You’ll probably see me say this a few times on different media, but it’s a safety issue and I feel strongly about it.
If you can afford it there’s an app called Burner (Apple/Android) that creates disposable numbers that willgo to your phone like a call or text to your actual number, and when you’re done with the number you just delete it and move on. It comes with a couple of trial numbers and then you buy ‘credits’ which give you a certain number of phone numbers you can create; the most expensive package is 25 for $12. It’s 100% saved my ass on multiple occasions. The only sucky part is it’s US/Canada only at the moment.
The call interface looks exactly like the regular one on whatever phone it is you use, so when said creep calls to make sure you’ve given him the right number everything will look legit. Just keep in mind that the number being displayed will be the one that you gave them and not their number, so that could still give you away, but it’s infinitely better than the alternative.
Anybody who feels that just because I put myself out there on tumblr makes me a sub or a pup for anybody and everybody needs to take a step back. I’m not your pup, I’m not your sub, and I’m certainly not your slave, I belong to theblupup and that’s final. I’m always ALWAYS happy to chat with people, but come at me with respect and earn the right to call me boy, pup, etc. /rant
This is for you MRR. You’ll be reading this I know. You will live and die alone if that what you think dominance is. Those who are dominant will hate you as will the those who are submissive. For everyone else, this is an example. Do not live your life this way. Do not disrespect a submissive. Submissives are something to be cherished and cared for. Granted, caring for them involves sometimes degrading them, “mistreating” them and things that are outside the norm. But all of this is within their boundaries. As a dominant it is your responsibility to make sure your sub is having the best time possible and not treating them like property (unless they give you permission).
Such disrespect to ANYONE dominance isn’t something that is given its agreed upon. Fuck MMR for thinking he can claim anything.
IVE MET A SEX OFFENDER ON THE APP TINDER AND IM WARNING EVERYONE IN AND AROUND AUSTIN TEXAS OF THIS MAN. I CONTACTED TINDER AND THEY REFUSE TO TAKE ANY FURTHER ACTION. PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN STAY SAFE FROM THIS MAN. HES TERRIBLE.
Liking this iSNT HELPING. REBLOG IT. A SIMPLE LIKE IS NOT LETTING OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS.
in my quest of finding the worst yaoi hands ever to put in my art i stumbled upon a manga page where a guy shoved a sausage up another guys ass while fucking him and as if that wasn’t enough he then proceeded to shove a fucking eggplant up his own ass because why not i guess
People horrifically fucking up facts about evolution and genetics too support their stupid beliefs or to seem smart and “rational” is probably one of my big pet peeves
Yeah. An enormous number of racists, misogynists, homophobes and transphobes I’ve met eventually whip out something about evolutionary biology and they never, ever, ever, ever have the slightest shadow of even a half-right idea what any of it means or ever cite a claim ever actually made by a scientific study.
Here’s a quick handy reference list or anyone who isn’t sure:
Homosexuality does exist in almost all social species.
“Alpha males” are not a real phenomenon and in fact the most aggressive males tend to be the least reproductively successful.
“Survival of the fittest” simply means that the success of a species hinges on how well it “fits” its environment. It does not mean that stronger or smarter individuals are supposed to succeed. Those things can even be a detriment in nature by wasting too many resources.
“Race” is not a biological concept. Someone who looks different from you has the same human genes, just a different grab-bag of dominant traits.
Evolution is not a march towards higher complexity, more intelligence or even more adaptability. It’s just a fluctuation of characteristics dictated by environmental pressures and mutation. A slime mold isn’t “less evolved” than a hawk, just adapted for success under different parameters.
People didn’t evolve “from apes.” It’s more complicated than that. We are a category of ape, sharing a common ancestor with the other apes.
No human on Earth is “closer” to an evolutionary ancestor than any other. We all descended from the same one.
Neanderthals were also a “sibling” species of ours. We didn’t evolve from them.
Some of us did, however, cross-breed with Neanderthal man. It is exclusively non-African races, such as white people, who still carry hybrid human/Neanderthal genes.Whoops, sorry “white purity” skinheads, you’re actually mixed with a whole other species.
Just had to reblog this because I am honestly so tired of people claiming that Africans are “less evolved” than everyone else
For years, most victims of revenge porn — people who have had their nude photos shared online without permission — basically couldn’t do anything about it.
According to one study, over 50% of all adults engage in sexting, and 70% admit to having received a nude photo online or over the phone.
And yet, despite the fact that we all (or at least more than half of us) do it, there’s still this weird, persistent, harmful notion that if your naked pictures get leaked or shared maliciously by an ex online, it’s your fault for taking them in the first place.
It’s completely backward, but sadly, the law seems to at least kind of agree.
As of September 2014, New Republic found, putting someone else’s illicit photos online without their consent was illegal injust 16 states, though laws have been proposed in more states. Not only is it typically impossible to prosecute the perpetrator, they note, it’s impossible to legally compel websites to take the images taken down most of the time.
Hi there! I’m really not that worried about people seeing this, I’m a legal adult where I am and I’m on cam sites so my body isn’t that confidential. This guy decided he was going to blackmail me with my pics. I reported him, but all those littles who go on Omegle, he’s on there. He’s 24 and he’s from Tennessee and I would consider him dangerous. Please spread the word! Little’s safety is more important than my rep!
DDLGNETWORK.
This is a huge problem. I was just talking to someone on kik today with this happening. She was scared he would tell her parents and or friends (was local and knew the family). Of course the best thing to do is not send nudes!!! but if you find yourself in this situation know that what they are doing is a FEDERAL CRIME. They are using the phone/internet to black mail you and if convicted will go to Federal Prison…. in addition if you are under the age 18 not only will they face federal extortion charges but also federal charges for child pornography.
Gage Sons is a known sextortionist and blackmailer. He has appeared multiple times on this blog, and he’s doing the same thing each time. He meets someone under the “daddy dom” tag on Omegle, is nice, offers to open a kik, probaby asks for a picture (clothed, I haven’t heard of anyone giving him a nude yet), then over kik threatens to post the picture on websites and get lots of unsavory characters to go after his victim if she doesn’t act out his fantasies.
Thankfully, I haven’t heard of someone actually giving in to him, nor have I heard of someone being stalked by other people after refusing him. However, the fact remains that he causes considerable mental anguish to his victims, and he should be stopped. He is definitely dangerous. If you’ve got any more stories, before, during, and after his attacks, we want to hear about them.
Get the word out about him. If you encounter him, forward anything you get to the FBI. And although I’m not a doxxer, I will note that he has not covered his tracks at all online.
