crtastrophic:

clowniconography:

clowniconography:

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle

absolutely not. thats disgusting

asundergrowth:

hvmanfilth5:

I only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I’m fresh

cat-diagnosis:

What’s my boy’s diagnosis doc?

Name: Fwimble 99

Skill: Shrimp Posture

Quote: What is a friend, truly? Perhaps even I do not know.

fisherpricesuicidecar:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

tworobocops:

there is no old self to get back to there’s a new u to create n nurture

lord help me im back here again

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

redbonesdream:

willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme:

LMFAOOOO WOOOOOOOOW

Y’all gotta stop lol

…so she actually looks like this. not pallid or sickly. that twitter picture is 100% photoshopped.

dooblebugs:

this has probably been done before buuuuut

sleepdeprived-dumbass:

fashion trends we need to bring back:

1. togas 

2. long ass capes 

3. these pirate shirts with puffy sleeves 

4. belt pouches

I need help thinking of abilities for these LARP classes. Anything helps. The bold words are the schools of magic they can access.

           Full-Casters:
Priest (Holy, blesses, heals, sanctifies and punishes with the power of the positive plane)
Mage (Arcane, harnesses powerful spells from the ambient magical forces)
Druid (Nature, bends and communes with the forces of the natural world)
Warlock (Unholy, drains, decays and curses enemies with the power of the negative plane)

           Split-Casters:
Skald (Arcane, Holy, harnesses power of oration and music to heal, ward and strike)
Alchemist (Arcane, Nature, concocts potions and solutions to great effect)
Necromancer (Arcane, Unholy, harnesses death and undeath as a weapon)
Shaman (Holy, Nature, spiritualist harnessing elements and spirits for healing and striking)
Seer (Holy, Unholy, watches the line between life, death, and has power over both)
Witch (Nature, Unholy, brings curses, hexes and powerful primordial forces)

           Physical Classes:
Warrior (Armored warrior with powerful strikes and conviction)
Rogue (Light striker with versatile skills and silent strikes)
Monk (Mystical warrior with simple weapons and no armor)
Fusilier (Engineer and firearms pioneer)
Spellknight (Enchants and interweaves spell-casting and martial strikes)

tilthat:

TIL Canada has sold hundreds of millions of tons of asbestos to developing and 3rd world countries with no regulations against the cancer causing substance with no warning, while knowing fully well the dangers of the product.

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