b0gvvitch:

corporateaccount:

mikeseagull:

mikeseagull:

I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

How

-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high

this is actually a cool lifehack because if you smoke it while you have 0 highness, the negative highness value results in an integer overflow that ends up setting your high level to the maximum value of 255

chaoticinternetdreamer:

akumanorobin:

Me: *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain: 

lifeinsillypictures:

fresh bread is honestly one of the biggest reason to be alive in this ugly world

abonethrownfromthevoid:

Losing my mind over this

spookyleggies:

lesbian-toddhoward:

im going to fucking die

I will reblog this ever damn time I see it because it is my favorite thing anyone has ever made

This made me attracted to twinks

gemstone-gynoid:

faggotwoman:

kermitlesbian:

these are all from a twitter account called @insaneppltweets. here are some of my favo maniacs

nothing but respect for the leech pet person

garl612:

madeupmonkeyshit:

i wish there was someone i could show this to in real life without permanently damaging our relationship

lovelyhumongouslover: