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The Joy of Duty

The Bliss Academy dedicates itself to imparting the joy of servitude to those you place in our care.

Wether a wayward or undisciplined family member, a straying or inattentive husband or a disrespectful son in law, you can be sure that we will soon turn their misplaced energies into respectful and dedicated service.

Many of our clients comment on the surprisingly positive attitude they observe in the maids they receive back from us. How content and happy our newly graduated maids seem. How much joy they seem to find in their new subservient position in the household. The simple happiness they appear to find in carrying out the responsibilities of a domestic servant.

So thorough are our methods, so rigorous our training standards, so absolute the transformation, we are confident you will be delighted with the loyal and dutiful maids we provide.

You can rest assured that any glimer of discontent, dissatisfaction or heaven forbid disobedience will result in rigourous retraining at our expense. We know, from our regular satisfaction surveys that even mentioning our retraining promise can lift the spirits or increase the dedication of a less than enthusiastic maid.

A Bliss Maid is a happy maid.

Guaranteed.

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With premission of the always enthusiastic and ever joyful Cleversissy.

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Looks like reality is catching up with my stories. The Qiui remote control chastity lock!

Bluetooth control with timer options and remote keyholder options.

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THE WARRIORS - “Can You Dig It?” (1979)


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The Wood House, January 2016.

I photographed this midcentury ranch home that’s being restored by the current owners in Westchester for Remodelistarecently.

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brianwferry: The Wood House, January 2016. I photographed this midcentury ranch home that’s being rebrianwferry: The Wood House, January 2016. I photographed this midcentury ranch home that’s being rebrianwferry: The Wood House, January 2016. I photographed this midcentury ranch home that’s being rebrianwferry: The Wood House, January 2016. I photographed this midcentury ranch home that’s being rebrianwferry: The Wood House, January 2016. I photographed this midcentury ranch home that’s being rebrianwferry: The Wood House, January 2016. I photographed this midcentury ranch home that’s being rebrianwferry: The Wood House, January 2016. I photographed this midcentury ranch home that’s being re

brianwferry:

The Wood House, January 2016.

I photographed this midcentury ranch home that’s being restored by the current owners in Westchester for Remodelistarecently.

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Catherine Deneuve on the set of Repulsion(1965)

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Repulsion (1965)

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Ex Machina (2015), dir. Alex Garland

Film


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Bohemia

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ukehunt:

I did a ukulele version of the Brain Scoop Theme.

<3 

That is some impressive ukuleleing.

French the llama! 

I’ve had a couple of tab requests so here you go: 

Ukulele

mudwerks: Emilia Floege Jouant de la mandoline, Bertha Müller Art

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Emilia Floege Jouant de la mandoline, Bertha Müller

Art


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Photos by Yann Rabanier. [x]


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50 LomoChrome Purple Photos with Pizzazz

Spoilt for choice we’ve picked 50 popular snapshots for you to bathe your eyes in blazing purple. Take a look at how photography can be transformed simply by using LomoChrome Purple XR film. http://bit.ly/18hjmZB

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brianwferry: Kashmir photographed for Condé Nast Traveler.Top photo: Mr. Ali Mohammad Beigh, perhapsbrianwferry: Kashmir photographed for Condé Nast Traveler.Top photo: Mr. Ali Mohammad Beigh, perhapsbrianwferry: Kashmir photographed for Condé Nast Traveler.Top photo: Mr. Ali Mohammad Beigh, perhapsbrianwferry: Kashmir photographed for Condé Nast Traveler.Top photo: Mr. Ali Mohammad Beigh, perhapsbrianwferry: Kashmir photographed for Condé Nast Traveler.Top photo: Mr. Ali Mohammad Beigh, perhaps

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Kashmir photographed for Condé Nast Traveler.

Top photo: Mr. Ali Mohammad Beigh, perhaps the most renowned Kashmiri craftsman in fine needlework / embroidery called “sozni.” He works with silk threads on pashmina shawls. Each sozni will take him almost 3 years to finish (!!) and they are very highly valued.

I spent a morning in Mr. Beigh’s studio, photographing him and watching his work. He described it as a meditation. He sits and embroiders the sozni for 8 hours every day - amazing.

Below that: an embroidered sozni from Beigh’s workshop; silk threads in the workshop; brushes in the workshop of Mr. Maqbool, a local paper maché artisan; painted walls (locally referred to as “Naquashi”) in a 17th century shrine in Srinagar. 


All photos: Brian Ferry


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The cast of the original Ocean’s Eleven movie on set in 1960 with (from fourth left) Sammy Davis Jr, Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin Peter Lawford

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kvetchlandia: Frank Horvat     Michel and Lorenzo (Horvat’s Sons), Paris     1958 Ukulele

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Frank Horvat     Michel and Lorenzo (Horvat’s Sons), Paris     1958

Ukulele


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Chloë Moretz - Photographed by Mikael Jansson

Photographic Collection 21 […more Images]

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