[ID: video of various wizards (white, 3 legged animals with witch hats on and simple smiley faces) zooming and panning across the screen in time with the song ‘cats on mars’ by the seatbelts. /End ID]
literally like 2 thirds of the muppets are polyamorous and they are all connected by a web of marriages and relationships and casual but long-term flings
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called “better than sex” but this year they changed it to “almost better than sex” which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer
wasnt gonna post these but actually i rlly like them so here r my alex n steve headcanons n designs n stuff :p just sketches for now but dhjf yeah <33 hopefully will make more stuff of them soon lol
