#eurovision
Thank the gods above it’s Eurovision week. I cannot wait to fight against my own countrymen, to fight against my fellow Europeans, to fight against the world…
Only to unionize with everyone against the UK as nature intended.
Jesus Christ what a stage
bees in the cheese
When the third existential crisis of the week hits
UK deserves one bonus point for sending Thor to Eurovision.
i just really really want Norway to win the ESC tonight, only for them to take off their masks when accepting the trophy and reveal that it’s been Ylvis trolling us the whole time
Give that wolf a hug
THOR??? AT EUROVISION???
more likely than you think
banana
lithuania out here looking like she gonna fight the demogorgon
Me seeing Germany: go boy give us NOTHING
Actually, wait, you’re right.
Moldova: What gimmick shall we do to make it Eurovision?
Moldova: I know, all of them
Shout out to Ukraine for always understanding the assignment
Truly the best country in Eurovision.
“We’ve already seen eight countries and still nobody fell into the fountain.”
-Austrian commentator
poor keith
Lithuania at the hairdresser: I’ll have the Spock, please.
A piano? When does it start burning?
“Ukrainians dancers look like car wash brushes”
My mum