#final fantasy
Still stuck on the idea that Titus has a ton of house plants and a little windowsill garden.
Titus, answering his phone: Got into a fight?
*a few minutes later*
Titus, running up to little Prompto: Prompto! Prompto!
Titus, puts his hands on Prompto’s shoulders: Did you win or lose?
Cor:
Cor: I wasn’t lying to be cruel! I was trying to protect us! Please, understand, I can’t have you leave me.
Drautos: I can’t trust that anymore. You know that.
Cor, looking at Titus and thinking: This man can’t be fixed. He can fuck me though. Maybe that will calm him down.
Drautos: Inside of me is an endless screaming.
Cor:
Cor:
Cor:Why are you like this?
Ignis: Sorry, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex.
Prompto: *sends a polite and friendly text to someone* Oh god they’re going to kill me on sight
Drautos: I’m a complainer I love to complain. it’s a skill I’ve honed and mastered over a lifetime.. you wouldn’t tell a pianist to stop playing beethoven’s piano sonata no. 29, would you?
Cor: Remember: it is ALWAYS morally correct to wear shorts that are way too small. It is your right to have your ass cheeks out. If you ever find yourself thinking “Do I really need to show hole to go hang out with casual platonic friends?” that is the devil talking. You do. You need to.
*Cor puts on a maid outfit and does an absolute dogshit job at cleaning cause he’s too focused on finding opportunities to bend over a bit too far*
What it sounds like in Titus’ head. He’s used to it so he doesn’t even notice it anymore
Me every time Red XIII is on the screen