*ﾟ+.*. you’re tired of being the only that isn’t getting any. or at least, the only one who’s never gotten any before.
so when you decide to take matters into your own hands, it’s only natural that you’d want some guidance. and who better to ask than your attractive, kind, experienced co-worker, kuroo?
*ﾟ+pairing: kuroo tetsurou/f! reader
*ﾟ+genre:fluff
*ﾟ+word count: 3.2k
*ﾟ+warnings: language, probably nsfw mention
*ﾟ+a/n: exams were great/horrible, glad to be back on board
*ﾟ+ prev | m.list | next+.*.
The fatigue sets in immediately after he shuts the apartment door behind you and you manage to stumble to his couch before slumping against its cushions.
can’t believe the Human Pet Guy called for the restoration of the French monarchy in my mentions, leading me to discover he follows me on Twitter and almost certainly for fetishistic reasons (his following list was full of trans and asian porn accounts and also elon musk)
can’t believe the Human Pet Guy called for the restoration of the French monarchy in my mentions, leading me to discover he follows me on Twitter and almost certainly for fetishistic reasons (his following list was full of trans and asian porn accounts and also elon musk)
We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?
I started this animation the day “Shadow Play” came out; and I got too ambitious and it’s still not finished but uh… . . If y’all want some Macaque angst bc I related to him a little too hard, HERE YOU GO
as a finnish person who grew up with moomin it is SO WEIRD to see Tumblr Fandom Posts about it w/ like shipping, cute fan art etc… before y’all found it making Moomin Content was up to us finnish millenials & we only made youtube poops and shitty memes about getting wasted
(”3 beers and pappa is fighting again”)
(”can’t even think with this hangover”)
and thingumy and bob enjoying a nice summer day as you do up here in the north :-)
