#it fandom

bill: what’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

bev: the audacity

richie: sorry mom, called you by accident

maggie: that’s okay, had you by accident

eddie: will you all stop accusing me of having favorites? I like all you bills and non-bills equally.

bill: I want a hot drink

richie: I wanna pee

richie: I guess we share similar interests

bill: no we fuCKING DONT

bev: ace of spades!

stan, plays an uno card: draw four!

ben, plays a sorry card: sorry not sorry, back to start.

richie: pikachu! I choose you!

mike: WHAT ARE WE EVEN PLAYING

ben: my parents thought I didn’t know about the birds and the bees

richie: lmao what’s that

ben:

eddie, angrily: that’s it

bill:what

eddie: you’re officially uninvited to my wedding

bill: you mean our wedding?

eddie: yes that would be correct, you’re not coming

bill: how would that even work

eddie: how do I make a date really romantic?

bev: try being mysterious

eddie: got it

(later with stan)

stan: so where are we going?

eddie: none of your fucking business

mike: richie, we need to talk

richie: why? is it because I say “uh oh spaghetti-o’s” whenever something goes wrong?

mike, sighing:yes

richie:

richie: uh oh spaghetti-o’s

mike: get the fuck out of my house

richie: yeah, bill is a socks and sandals kind of guy but his sandals are Chanel and his socks are Prada so

bev: I hate men

eddie: good, more for me