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“Called me cute, huh?”

“What on earth are you doing here?!”

“I am living here.”

“InFlorida?”

“At some point every Jew must live in Florida. It’s in the Torah.”

Matching Midge Lenny icons for you and the bae ✨

“You like a man who has a lease!”

“Depends on the man… depends on the lease…”

“Do you love it?”

“What?”

“Comedy. Do you love it?”

Lenny Bruce but.. wolf :)

“…a child will ape the actions of an actor… we must be very careful what we let the child see… so I would rather my kid see a stag film than the 10 commandments or the king of kings… because I don’t want my kids to kill christ when he comes back!”

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