#my caps
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remember, your waifu would be *totally* grossed out if you could actually confess to her, it’s pathetic how head over heels you are for cheap pumpfuel…~
(art by tokyokyoto!)
(get these caps uncensored and early on my twitter!)
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all those sugary sweet captions about girls wrapping themselves up to be your gift for Christmas are very cute and all… but let’s be real. a useless virgin like you wouldn’t have a clue what to do in that situation~
(art by jagaimo!)
awww, poor thing, you can’t handle big Christmas parties, huh? it’s ok, your girlfriend doesn’t mind going all on her own to the busy party, crowded with horny strangers, plus a familiar face… what could go wrong?~
(NTR but the semi-consensual kind!)
(art by jabara tornado!)
and a super mean Christmas caption to round them out! is this seriously what you’ve been jerking off to, on your own, all day? wow, how pathetic…~
(art by handplug!)
btw, you can find more explicit caps on my twitter! including last year’s Halloween cap, which was too lewd to be effectively censored for tumblr…~
when you’re so used to sitting inside all day, ogling 2D goddesses, it can be hard to talk to real girls without totally embarrassing yourself! luckily, mommy Bayonetta is here to help you out… be sure to tell her how you did, and how grateful you are
(art by AfrobullArt!)
(these caps go up early on my twitter!)
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(cw drugplay, forcefem)
your childhood friend has been forcing you to go jogging with her for weeks now, but you don’t seem to be getting any fitter! but it’s fine, there’s no way that she’s borderline-yandere who’s using this to forcefem you into her helpless girlfriend, right?~
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when even the smug, slutty succubus has realised that you’re never going to fuck anything except your fist… it’s probably time to just accept it, and enjoy being a permavirgin loser forever!~
(art by jagaimo!)
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(cw: findom, gambling, debt)
with all of the scandal, sleaze, and debauched rumours that surround the Jackrabbit Club, patrons often fall into the trap of forgetting the most important rule to keep in mind at a casino… the house *always* wins~
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certain sects of nuns have come up with… unique ways of handling the lustful urges of their members. one of the most unconventional of these are full body “chastity suits” that leave sisters unable to even touch themselves, never mind engaging in lustful sin~
(art by Rindo Aya)
(the second part of this caption set is too raunchy for tumblr! you can see it on my twitter, as well as getting captions early!)
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(cw: findom, gambling, debt
with all of the scandal, sleaze, and debauched rumours that surround the Jackrabbit Club, patrons often fall into the trap of forgetting the most important rule to keep in mind at a casino… the house *always* wins~
(art by daiji_1031!)
(wanna see these caps early? check out my twitter!)
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i wanted to do a simpler irl companion to the other summer caption i did a littlw while ago~
(featuring@ANGELAWHITEand@savannahbondxxx!)
(see these caps early on my twitter!)
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the idea of making myself so used to only 2D that just talking to girls irl makes me turn into a blushy, stammering mess is like, super goals tbh,,,,
(art by geroika!)
(see these caps early on my twitter!)
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summer is coming to an end, but there’s no need to feel down! after all, it’s not gonna affect how much time you spend drooling over 2D cleavage in skimpy bikinis, right?~
(art by Yuzuki Choco!)
(see these caps early on my twitter!)
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@ANGELAWHITE is here to remind you how your relationship works! all those silly little fantasies about actually getting to have sex with her… well… we both know you couldn’t handle a goddess like her~
(get these caps early on my twitter!)
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looks like the secret’s out. your shy, quiet classmate Jane told you to meet up, saying she knew what a pervert you are! you go to meet her, and she… drops to her knees? interesting~
(this is totally how i’d act if one of you losers was in class with me~)
(art by aratoasato!)
(see these caps early on my twitter!)
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i was messing around in the she-ra chat on the discordand came up with this, the sort of cap that will survive the nsfw purge :3
(art by Jen Bartel)
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