#ousama ranking
i’m rooting for you, bojji
i love him already, he’s so precious
“I must be saved!”
Bebin:Thank you for your help, old friend.
Mitsumata, the three-headed snake: Forget it, it doesn´t cover all i owe you.
Bebin: By the way… how did you bandaged me?
Mitsumata: …. it was challenging, not gonna lie…
Let´s not forget some of the most “heroic” deeds of King Boss, shall we?
(Honestly i´m seeing some pattern on this series refering to non-human species that i find… suspicious…
That poor goblin was buying bread for God Sake…)
* The Knights of the Underworld are the strongest Order in the wold, never ceasing to pursue anyone who escapes the Underworld *
Me: Oh, cool.
Goblin:*escapes Underground*
*Buys bread. Befriends Locals*
*Is mauled by the I.C.E. Knights*
Me:…
Bojji: * cries *
Kage: Aww c´mon Bojji don´t cry, this is a reunion between men!
Both:* cries harder*
Ok, Queen is cool, she can stay.
Me: Hmmm, people says this Ousama Ranking is good. Animation seen funny, let´s see.
Me, two episodes later: If anything happens to Bojji and/or Kage I will kill everyone on that kingdom and then myself.
Daida: Mother, this is Miranjo, my future wife
Hilling: … do you still have Bosse´s strenght?
Daida:Uh… no? just regular me?
Hilling:Good*smacks him*
Daida: M-mother, you don´t understand, she helped me grow up so i just though she could keep doing that!
Hilling: *smacks harder *
Desha get away from that Vault or God help me -
Me: Hmmm, this Demon is clearly the mastermind behind all this.
Demon: “This is the second time you betray me, Miranjo”
Me: Goddamit Miranjo WTF.
At this point the truth is in front of all our eyes
Me, knowing full well i´m gonna understand (if not forgive) Miranjo the moment i see her backstory:
Me, Studying:
Me, Analizing Ousama Ranking Turns and Twists:
Regular Fantasy Setting: Prince/ss meets Outsider and with their help discovers what lies beyond their castle walls and the “truth” of the world.
Ousama Ranking: Kage meets Bojji. In the span of a few weeks he faces Giants, Three-Headed Titanic Snakes, political assasinations, Internecine wars and his own fucking feelings.
A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.
Decades later, guarded by a forest of roses and thorns, lies a corpse refusing to rot.
I´m just leaving this here…