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Since a huge amount of people regularly ask me this question you can find below a detailed review of my fucking machine.
The name of the device is f machine gigolo. It cost about 600 bucks and is delivered with a 4cm dildo (thickness). No adapter is included for EU plug connectors. I bought it on amazon but there are a lot of other stores who sell it.
Unboxing and assembly
The machine comes in a quality carton box and it is quite easy to assemble it in 15 minutes. Unfortunately the manufacturer forgot to add the screws in the carton box so this was the first disappointment. Especially the screws to assemble the feet need to be quite long and therefore I had to go out and search some by myself. The support ignored my message till this day.
However, once I got the screws I took it into operation and the wireless remote control is a great feature.
My experience
After some days the feet began to *tumble*. Even after re-tightening the screws the feet were always tumbling. The reason is the following: The counter-strew in the feet is not welded but just crimped in the hollow steel. So if you re-tighten the the screw you just pull out more and more the crimped counter screw. I had to fix this counter-screw by myself because otherwise one day it would pop out of the feet. Unfortunately I can’t disassemble it anymore to make a picture but I hope you can understand what I mean.
Once I repaired everything the machine worked well. Unfortunately I noticed the the machine is ‘moving’ during the usage. You can see on the semicurcular feet that the device has almost no contact to the ground. Therefore during usage the machine don’t stay where it was placed. A MUST is therefore an additional adapter which holds the machine in position (additional 70 bucks). I bought this adapter also on amazon (see image below).
Conclusion
For a machine which cost 600$ it is totally unacceptable for me that I have to buy screws by my own and need to repair the tumbling feet by myself. Furthermore you can’t really take the machine into operation without the additional adapter which holds the device in place.
Nevertheless, once the device is assembled and patched it has a good performance and does a great job till this day. I hope this review may help you in your descision to buy one.
Since this is the only machine I have I cannot speak for other devices.
By the way, the maximum speed of the machine can be seen in several videos of me :)
Bad Dragon have been producing Fantasy toys since their launch in 2008, so if there is something you are looking for– be it beastly or anthropomorphic- you are likely to find it here.
Currently offering 53 fully custom models, all in a vast array of sizes, there is surely something to tickle even the most fickle of fantasies. The only issue is where to start!
So you’ve chosen you toy.. What next? Well, Bad Dragon offers three different firmnesses when it comes to your toy; Soft, Medium and Firm. This refers to the firmness of silicone that you choose to have your toy made in. If in doubt, order yourself a Firmness sample set. There is nothing worse than ordering a toy in completely the wrong firmness. Doh!
Not only can you customize those options, but you can also order your toy in any combination of any colours, including glow in the dark, metallic, and pearly finishes. Always shoot Bad Dragon an inquiry prior to ordering though– Bad Dragon may strive to “Make Fantasies Real”, however some things just aren’t feasible.
Extras such as Suction Cups and Cum tubes are offered by this company, however some models in certain sizes/firmnesses simply don’t support either or both. This is become apparent at the time of ordering, so no need to sweat.
Bad Dragon’s toys are all cast in 100% platinum cured silicone which is body safe, phthalates free and hypoallergenic, meaning it can be easily sterilized after use. Generally, mild soap and hot water is good enough to keep your toy clean after use, but a weekly-to-monthly boil will keep your product in tip top condition. Dicks require a lot of TLC!
Remember to use water based lubricant with these toys since Silicone Lubricant can destroy and damage your toy. Keep this in mind if using condoms with toys— double check your lubricant! If you’re unsure about your lube, play it safe and go for something clearly labelled water-based.
My Toy
As many of you may know, I own a lot of sex toys. Probably half of my collection is made up of Bad Dragon toys, so choosing something new was rather difficult. I settled on Nox, something smooth and more gentle than my usual choice. He appealed to me as something that did not require a lot of preparation and struggle to fully enjoy, especially considering I am used to using rough, knotted or wrinkled toys.
A design that was the very first winner of the Labs competition, Nox was created by a user named Hyena_Queen, a was a much anticipated by the community. On paper it was a design that did not appeal as much as others; based closely off a certain toothless dragon, it was clear that this would be appreciated by a wide audience.
I am somewhat skeptical when it comes to Labs submissions.. I feel as though submissions should only be allowed to be shown in a single, flat colouration, as a lot of the designs have flashy, eye-catching themes that often win over votes purely for this reason. Hm. I digress.
Nox was a lot more appealing when releasing in the flesh, so to speak. The sweeping curves and natural looking muscle groups looked simply yummy, and the natural colouration chosen was simply lovely despite my earlier rant. The special “Night Drake” colour scheme closely fit that shown in the concept art, and the three other options were all very lovely in their own right.
Personally, I cannot own nice things. I like to own obnoxious, crazy things, which is why I let the Staff decide which colours I got on my own Nox. I provided them with two different themed pictures, both colours that were poured previously of different models (A galaxy Flint & a pastel, trans Hanns). When I opened the box I legitimately squealed a little, because my Nox was the sweetest, girliest thing I’ve ever had the privilege of owning.
My Nox had been made in the most beautiful, translucent rainbow fade. It looked icey, almost popsicle like. The transition between the colours were simply flawless and I just could not put the toy down, waving it around at my Fiance in joy. I’m not actually the worlds biggest fan of Rainbow toys, but the shades chosen for each of the typical rainbow colours were just so wonderful and delicious looking that I couldn’t not love it.
The boring bits; My Nox was requested in Medium size, Medium firmness, with just a suction cup base. Tubes are great if that is your thing, but I personally find them more trouble than fun. I contemplated the Large size, however I reminded myself that I was getting this toy as something a little more gentle compared to my usual fair. The large would have been scrummy, but getting the medium size allows me to use this toy more often as it is less of a hassle, and much less strain on my tiny hands and wrists during use. Seriously, I have to get other people to use things like my Large Orca and my Large Moko on me simply because I cannot hold their weight up.
Bad-Dragon’s packing skills are wonderful as ever, however I would suggest maybe smaller boxes for smaller toys? I had a lot of packing peanuts to deal with, and around half of the box was swamped with these things. Not an overly bad thing, as opening the box always smells like delicious corn snacks, but it is a pain to get rid of. Peanuts everywhere! As well as the toy, I found a bottle of lubricant, a pin, and a pen nestled inside with Nox. Thanks, guys!
In Use
Nox’s first outing was a rather awesome one, and definitely not one I had prepared myself for. Story time!
I am a regular at various Kink and BDSM events, and the evening of this particular story I was attending a Gentlemen’s Evening; this is a relaxed protocol event when I was serving as a submissive under my Dominant, serving them throughout the evening as they requested, i.e. food, drinks, good table manners and so on.
The evening had wound down to a comfortable tone and things started turning a little sexual. I was asked to take out the toys I had bought along with me.. My Large Moko, and my special Nox. I was then ordered to take the toys, and show the other Dominants and their submissives how they were to be used, and how impressive it can be to see someone a little at myself use toys that are so large.
I was embarrassed and shy, but as I slipped on my blind fold I relaxed and lubricated Nox up. He was silky smooth, something that I find really, really delicious in my toys. My fingers glided over his surface, feeling the waves and curves before inserting him slowly. The head popped in with no trouble, but the swell of the shaft caught me off guard! It gave a gentle, but noticeable stretch, something that took a few small thrusts to conquer before he nestled gently in to place.
The shape and curve of Nox seem to fit my anatomy near perfectly, and the smoothness means that the toy does not dry out overly quickly. Nothing is more frustrating than the soreness caused by a dry silicone toy. Ugh!
The swell of Nox’s shaft really provides great frontal wall stimulation, adding extra oomph to already great sensations. All in all I really love Nox.I don’t know why I did not get one sooner!
Overall?
Nox is a fab little toy that provides a lot of stimulation whilst remaining nice and smooth. For those of you who are easily irritated by heavy texture, maybe consider this as your next purchase!
Pros;
- Great shape
- Super smooth
- Wonderful sculpt, visually delicious
Cons;
- Price, somewhat of a luxury for those with a low income
- Size may be challenging for some
You can find Nox and any of the other designs over at Bad Dragon! After all, they are here to Make your Fantasies real.
The long awaited for review of the cheap AliExpress Bitchsuit is here!
I bought and paid for this suit myself back in November 2020. I am not being paid to make this post.
I have linked down below the URLs to the suit and I bought the black one.
As you can see the suit has a pretty basic design. This reduces the price of the suit but there are some drawbacks to this which I will detail. From my research, this suit is a clone of HWDesign’s “Bondage Suit Doggy“. Quite a famous suit used by a few video makers that I have posted on here.
The major problem, for me at least and maybe not you if you are more bendy, is the leg design and zips. This style of suit requires you to bend your foot backwards behind you or crossed inwards behind your butt. This is quite uncomfortable if you are not very bendy or use to this position. If you are thin, you might not have this issue but for us with a few extra pounds on or with legs that have decent amount of muscle on, you might struggle with this suit for longer than 10-20 mins.
(photo above is to show off how your feet need to be, as you can see for this user, she is able to bend them enough to fit behind without crossing them. This allows for full zip entry and some sitting.)
(Another photo of how crossing your feet can also work. This is not a suit fyi. Just spandex with arms and knees bent over like in a Bitchsuit).
Because of this design, it is quite hard to get into the suit solo. I very much recommend that you have someone help you in and adjust the suit so that you are as comfortable as possible as long sessions in this suit wont be much fun otherwise.
This photo is of KinkProjects’ version of the suit. As you can see, they have added extra room in the legs compared to the AliExpress and HWDesign suits. This results in a much better fit.
If you saw in December when I posted that my suit got damaged, this was because there is little reinforcement in this area at the back where the zip ends.
The zippers used are okay quality and are clipped together using metal clips. While that is fine for most stuff, due to the ends of your feet wanting to spring out while putting on the suit, there is a lot of force being placed onto these zips. Resulting in the zip giving way and ripping the latex as in my case. Luckily for me I have fixed latex sheets before so I had glue on hand along with extra sheets. I ended up replacing this whole rear panel and reinforced both leg zips with latex sheet. Since doing this, I have had no issues. But just be careful if you do get this suit and try to put it on solo.
The suit is 0.4mm by the way. The latex is of an okay quality. Standard Chinese latex and glue so don’t expect it to last forever.
I went for the XXL size. I am around 5′7″ and 180lbs. With my legs crossed behind my rear end, the suit becomes very tight. And took a lot of effort to get on. Talking 20+ mins to get all zipped up when solo. With a helping hand, getting into the suit will take less than 3-5 mins. The main issue is that when your legs are crossed behind you, you pull down the back of the suit which makes zipping up the arms quite difficult when solo. With your legs behind you like in the stock photos shown above, I don’t think this would be as much of an issue. But for me, this is the only way to get into the suit. I managed around 30 mins like this before I just had to take my legs out due to pain.
Walking on all fours with this suit is okay. The ends of the legs and arms are just rounded over and have seams. Unless if you are making use of the latex stretch, as in you are filling the suit and stretching it 5-10%, you will end up with some excess on the tips. This is again not comfortable as the layers become pinch points. Flat bottoms are always better (even more so if they are padded) but this is a budget suit so we don’t get those. Walking around with your feet forced behind your butt cheeks or slightly interlocked is not great either. Sitting is a no go for sure. You are either on all fours, on your back or being suspended from ropes.
Front access is okay but I found the zipper does not come up the belly enough. It digs into my you know what at the top. If it was enough inch higher it would be okay but as it stands, for me at least, it slightly pinches my you know what. Women you will find the zip fine, in fact maybe too long up the front. It is double zipped for your pleasure. This style of suit can support rear entry as long as you have your legs behind you and not slightly interlocked. Personally I would prefer a hole at the front rather than zip but that is personal preference. Note that interlocking your legs does pull the zip back a little which does not help that it is already so low at the top.
I paid $85 in total as I bought it during Black Friday sales. It arrived in about 2-3 weeks. These sellers now offer AliExpress’ shipping service which is around the same time these days for half the cost. Right now as I write this review, the suit is $110 and AliExpress plus around $15 shipping. Which is not too bad for what you are getting. The suit has a few issues for sure. But it is a budget suit. My dream suit is around $600 and that is before you start adding on custom fit and options. Total is $770 with the options I want. Ouch! As a test suit to see if you like latex BitchSuits, I think it is worth it. You will have some fun for sure! You can get it on solo though it is a pain and probably requires the same fixes I did. With a couple, you will have good fun. I recommend getting a latex or steel collar and a nice mask to go with it to complete the suit.
(photo above is not of the suit I am reviewing)
Overall, if you want a bit of fun but don’t want to spend over $100. This is totally worth it. Is it as good as the $600+ German made one? No. It is a 1/10 the price. But for $100 it is something you can easily add to your collection and force people into without much trouble. Sessions can easily last 20-60 mins without much discomfort (plus the whole putting it on and off can be another fun 60 mins, especially if you are being forced into it) and the feeling of being forced to walk on all fours is great.
Here are the links to buy this suit. First two are the seller I bought from, any more are other sellers but they are the same people AFAIK.
Black https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_AWCvoL
White https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_AVz91H
Multiple colour options here https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_AAks3b
There are some other cheap suits out there. I plan on getting them to review if you guys want me to. So let me know! This review took a while to make and was quite difficult due to me being on my own. Please consider donating to my Bitchsuit fund so I can get some more suits to review! If you plan on getting this suit, use the links provided as they also go towards the fund.
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Suits I am after are from AquaLatexand another AliExpress suit.