#sweaty socks
Don’t you love me new monk shoes? They are good eh?
They are even better once they’ve got me alpha scent in them. Im sure in no time, they’d be drenched with me foot sweat.
Keep sniffing boys
Apologies boys. I’ve been MIA for almost two weeks. My construction company has been flat out recently.
Good thing is I haven’t forgotten stinking up your orders.
Keep sniffing boys
Cheers
You love me Tommy socks don’t you?
They smell fucking great
Who’s gonna be the lucky boy eh?
There you go boys
Have a good look at them ankle socks
Put your nose to the screen, maybe you’ll catch the stink between me toes. Hahahahaha
I look fucking hot in me new shoes and Tommy socks eh?
You know what, these socks are gonna be given away for free. Be a good boy and they’ll turn up at yours.
Keep sniffing
You know how I make these socks extra extra stinky?
I’d run them through me big sweaty feet, between me toes after a long day of work. So that they get all the good stuff on them too. Sniff them out piggies. Hahahahahaha
This is probably the most like video I’ve posted.
I’ve only posted a few clips, not the long version
Well here it is, enjoy boys
Keep sniffing
Ankle socks look great on me feet eh?
Nothing doesn’t look good on me feet, I’ve got the best feet.
Well, gym socks can be dirty, and soaked in me foot sweat, stinky
Gym shoes on the other hand can be absolutely putrid. Especially when they haven’t been washed for months or even years.
Which one do you want? Me socks or me shoes?
Well, last time I had a pair of FALKE NO 4 worn for a year, they were snatched by a boy in France within a couple of hours
I’ve got so any boys complaining that they didn’t even get a chance to purchase these socks
Now it’s your chance, perfectly marinated in me foot sweat for another 60 days. The oily soles, the stinky buildup from me feet.
You snooze you lose
Keep sniffing
Here’s the second part of the video
See the sweat mark on the floor? That could be where you stick your tongue at yeh?
Don’t worry, you’ll get to get your tongue stuck between me toes later
You get the gist don’t you?
They are just nasty as
Well, me feet are too powerful
Lol
You all know what this is eh?
The vial of life, the golden juice that drives you nuts.
Me alpha seeds that make you mine.
Someone mentioned with black socks you can’t tell how dirty and sweaty they are, and you can’t tell how well worn they are.
What about me black footy socks? Lol
Yeh I wear footy socks
Sometimes I wear coloured socks other than black and white
They can get equally stinky and sweaty
Which is exactly what you want isn’t it?
Are they ready to ship out?
Maybe one more day for you
Let’s wear them for one more day for ya piggie
Lol
I know you’re so eager to plant your face in them
One more day piggie
The sweat soaked bottom looks way better eh?
It just turns everything yellow
Wring the sweat out with your teeth
Friday again, gonna reward you boys with a video of me socks.
Make sure your nose is close to your screen while you’re watching the video.
Now read the bottom of me feet
Then shove your nose in there
Lick those words off me floor
I’ve been getting queries about if the package is discreet or whether they’d stay sweaty, I reckon probably it’s time to show you boys how I prepare the orders.
1. Get a fresh pair of socks, pre washes million times to get rid off any smell they’ve got.
2. Wear them, until they smell like me, the version of me that haven’t had a shower for days and been working under hot summer days
3. Chuck them sweaty socks straight into a ziplock bag, then heat shrink bag
4. Chuck them in me branded package, you can see through the little window on the bag and see how well worn the socks are
5. Matt’s hand written note and card, also a little bit gift along with the order.
6. Padded bag, then tape around the package bag to make sure nothing coming out or going in.
Keep sniffing boys!
You reckon they don’t look too bad eh?
Have a look at the inside of these socks. They’ve turned yellow thanks to me powerful foot sweat. Lol
Look at these socks, they’ve gone all yellow
Guess my foot sweat is too powerful for these bad boys
Don’t even want to get too close to the stink, phew
It’s like being fucked over by my sweaty socks, when’s your are sniffing me socks.
It is a never ending cycle. The more you get fucked over, the more addicted you get. Then you relapse over and over again
The perfect view
You’re lucky to be viewing this gorgeous view
Open up
Take a deep breath in
Hold your breath
Feel me foot funk in your lungs for a while
Let me feet play with your body for a while
Make sure you take in all the good bits
Let your brain get high
Now breath out and take another deep sniff again
Some say it’s just relaxing watching me socked feet while I’m enjoying footy and beers
It’s a privilege for you to stare at them
Keep sniffing
I like me Tommy ankle socks
Didn’t expect them to go yellow with a couple of days wearing
Powerful feet eh?
They look dirty
Will you clean them for me?
Show me how and I’ll allow you to worship me feet as reward
When no ones there to take your socks off for you FINE i suppose I’ll do it myself
It’s a perfect day for some weird cow abduction socks “Moooo!!”
I started a fitness challenge today, these socks from running are
Which to you want to clean, my sock or my shoe?