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You promised yourself that you wouldn’t take it this far, but with a dress like that, can you really be blamed?
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“I can’t walk my son down that aisle…”
“But, dad, I–”
“I’m gonig to be walking my daughter down it.”
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“Don’t worry. We’re going to make it nearly impossible for the guys to maintain eye contact!”
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“You… you think I want to be a girl full time?”
“No, that solution should put you in a more advanced class. Being a girl seems to help you focus…”
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“What?”
“Seriously. He’s in the pantry, wearing your reception gown and being seduced by the best man. They make a really cute couple…”
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“HONEY! It was just a bit out of place… I mean…”
“It’s fine,” you say, “I was going to wear the gold ones anyway.”
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Two hours later, you knock on the door of another hotel room, one she checked into and the concierge told you about. She opened the door and looked over your mussed hair and streaked makeup.
“Things went well, baby?”
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“You know what? Just for that… I’m going to get the really long-lasting adhesive for my breastforms!”
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<mmmph!> “What are you doing? What about your husband?!”
“My husband? You are my–”
“Just play along, sweetie…”
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Then came the day one of your old coworker saw you in full costume. And he didn’t recognize you. You recognized him, though, and his taste in bad girls…
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You know it’s a little different for a male like you to go this way, but that’s no excuse for leaving in a hurry! At least when he came back a few minutes later, he seemed much more relaxed, if a little flushed…
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Maybe you’re not in a personal position to own one now, in which case you have to wait. But soon… soon…
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