weltinator:

midnightsinger:

officialcaptain-marvel:

bbgum-princen:

such-fun:

Sassy HYDRA agent

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”
*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off
bucky barnes: i think i just need help
sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

@garnier-fx there’s another one! 

sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…

captain america: but it is me.

sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.

captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!

uniqlox:

大奶人妻

viewpro:

骚货老婆说：给别人操就给别人操。你们有机会哦，前提是给你的老婆我操！

经典

memmcg:

习呆呆 口交 blowjob (巫女version)(miko version)