Episode 7x03: Home Sweet Home* * * * * * *Hidden DepthsPatrick/David • Rated T • 15333 wor

Episode 7x03: Home Sweet Home

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Hidden Depths
Patrick/David • Rated T • 15333 words

The paperwork’s been signed, the keys picked up and David and Patrick are days away from moving into their new home when they finally see what’s behind that locked basement door. It’s going to take a village to work this one out; luckily they have a stream of very hands-on (“Read: Interfering” - David Rose) neighbours.
… Except Stevie. She’s only helping under coercion. And because there might be wine.

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Squirrels
Patrick/David • Rated T • 3775 words

Patrick investigates a strange noise in the attic. David films a documentary. Both of them learn too much about squirrels.

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IKEA
Patrick/David • Rated T • 7231 words

David wants fancy furniture. Patrick says they can’t afford it. The solution? IKEA. Flirting and fighting ensue.

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He Feels Like Home
Patrick/David • Not Rated • 6289 words

“Phone sex?”
“Wow.” Patrick tries to imbue that one word with as much disappointment as he can muster, but fails as he bursts out laughing.
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Patrick’s away at a conference for a whole week. He calls David every day, but a few days in, David seems to be too busy to make time for him. Patrick’s going to find out why.

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blossoming into a new life
Patrick/David • Rated G • 2059 words

David has an unexpected reaction to tree removal

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The Houseguest
Patrick/David • Rated M • 6645 words

Ray stays with David and Patrick while his roof is being repaired. He still doesn’t understand how knocking works.

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[podfic] A House Becomes A Home
Patrick/David • Rated T • Podfic length: 37:31

A series of six events wherein David and Patrick’s cottage becomes a home.
podfic of A House Becomes a Home

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I’m doing it for you…
Patrick/David • Rated T • 1441 words

It’s tall, probably shoulder height and as he draws closer, he sees that the hinges on the doors are a bit rusted and it’s missing a handle, but it’s warm and old and something about it just screams Patrick. There’s a growing pile of stuff - sports memorabilia, vintage music sheets and programs from musicals Patrick’s performed in over the years - collecting in the corner of their den desperately in need of a home and this, this might be perfect.

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Flood, Flounder, Flourish
Patrick & Ray • Rated G • 5042 words

When a pipe had burst and flooded Ray’s house earlier in the week, Patrick had known immediately what he had to do.

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Episode 3 gives us David and Patrick’s adventures as homeowners, with a few guest appearances by Ray! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.

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