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Episode 7x12: The Spark
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they stare when you walk in the room (yeah, we’re lookin’ at heaven)
Alexis/Twyla • Rated M • 9281 words
Alexis knows she’s naturally competitive. Like, hello, she literally had to earn her parents’ love starting at age six and her eye for fashion hadn’t come in yet, so she was screwed compared to David. And she’s gambled for her freedom more times than she can count—is it even a weekend if you don’t bribe the Monaco police with express delivery shipments of fine Ghirardelli truffles and Roederer Cristal Rose champagne?
So she’s not exactly surprised to find herself gravitating toward Twyla when more and more hopeful suitors approach her as the night goes on. Plus, Twy’s her guest. The horde of guys hitting on her? They’re so not invited back to her place.
It’s then that she realizes. She doesn’t just wanna take Twyla Sands home.
Like all the boys surrounding them, she wants to take Twyla Sands home.
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Is your sex life alight?
Patrick/David • Rated E • 9852 words
Alexis sends David a copy of So You Wanna Talk About Boys with a sticky tab placed on a page that displays an intricate web of questions designed to quiz the reader on the state of their sex life. Except, it arrives at the house before David is back from his business trip with Stevie.
If she didn’t want the quiz to land in the wrong husband’s hands, she really should have tried harder.
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Five Stars
Ray/OFC • Rated G • 1905 words
Ray visits a coffee shop in Elm Valley to expand his clientele base and ends up meeting someone new.
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The Last Warm Day of September
Patrick/David • Rated E • 2396 words
Things get heated when David decides to go tanning and catches Patrick doing some yard work at the cottage. They take full advantage of their lack of neighbors to put on a show for each other in the privacy of their backyard and on their front deck.
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Third Annual Schitt’s Creek Singles Week
Patrick/David, Alexis/Twyla, Ray/OC • Rated T • 2653 words
Patrick had watched Ray go on plenty of first dates over the years. He approached them with the same enthusiasm he gave a new business venture. Patrick can remember sitting next to Ray on the floral couch in his early days with David. The three of them enjoying Rom-Coms and ice cream. Ray and David had ranked the grand gesture scenes each time. Patrick recognized the unnamed longing and been happy to fill the role for David. He’d never stopped to think that his boss/landlord turned friend was still looking for someone to do the same.
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Love is in the air at the Third Annual Schitt’s Creek Singles Week-will Ray finally be lucky in love?
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I’ll Light the Fire
Patrick/David • Rated E • 4183 words
Prompt: Patrick thought their sex life was pretty great, once he got his own apartment and they had the privacy they needed, but it turns out being able to call each other “husband” and being 20 minutes away from the nearest neighbor has benefits he and David couldn’t have imagined.
A selective summary of Patrick and David’s first two weeks in their cottage. For 7x12: The Spark.
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Love is in the air in Episode 12, and sparks are flying! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.
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Episode 7x03: Home Sweet Home
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Hidden Depths
Patrick/David • Rated T • 15333 words
The paperwork’s been signed, the keys picked up and David and Patrick are days away from moving into their new home when they finally see what’s behind that locked basement door. It’s going to take a village to work this one out; luckily they have a stream of very hands-on (“Read: Interfering” - David Rose) neighbours.
… Except Stevie. She’s only helping under coercion. And because there might be wine.
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Squirrels
Patrick/David • Rated T • 3775 words
Patrick investigates a strange noise in the attic. David films a documentary. Both of them learn too much about squirrels.
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IKEA
Patrick/David • Rated T • 7231 words
David wants fancy furniture. Patrick says they can’t afford it. The solution? IKEA. Flirting and fighting ensue.
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He Feels Like Home
Patrick/David • Not Rated • 6289 words
“Phone sex?”
“Wow.” Patrick tries to imbue that one word with as much disappointment as he can muster, but fails as he bursts out laughing.
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Patrick’s away at a conference for a whole week. He calls David every day, but a few days in, David seems to be too busy to make time for him. Patrick’s going to find out why.
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blossoming into a new life
Patrick/David • Rated G • 2059 words
David has an unexpected reaction to tree removal
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The Houseguest
Patrick/David • Rated M • 6645 words
Ray stays with David and Patrick while his roof is being repaired. He still doesn’t understand how knocking works.
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[podfic] A House Becomes A Home
Patrick/David • Rated T • Podfic length: 37:31
A series of six events wherein David and Patrick’s cottage becomes a home.
podfic of A House Becomes a Home
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I’m doing it for you…
Patrick/David • Rated T • 1441 words
It’s tall, probably shoulder height and as he draws closer, he sees that the hinges on the doors are a bit rusted and it’s missing a handle, but it’s warm and old and something about it just screams Patrick. There’s a growing pile of stuff - sports memorabilia, vintage music sheets and programs from musicals Patrick’s performed in over the years - collecting in the corner of their den desperately in need of a home and this, this might be perfect.
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Flood, Flounder, Flourish
Patrick & Ray • Rated G • 5042 words
When a pipe had burst and flooded Ray’s house earlier in the week, Patrick had known immediately what he had to do.
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Episode 3 gives us David and Patrick’s adventures as homeowners, with a few guest appearances by Ray! As you read, be sure to leave all of these great works lots of love in the form of kudos and comments. If you’re using the tracking spreadsheet don’t forget to copy and paste the latest batch of fics from the main spreadsheet to your personal copy. And if you want to participate in the giveaway for helping to promote these works, be sure to reblog this post and tag it #giveaway entry.
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