Look at how much fun you could be having if only you had a 93″ tall teddy bear: Guarantee

Look at how much fun you could be having if only you had a 93″ tall teddy bear: 

• Guaranteed to make a BIG impression in size and quality. Stuffed with squishy soft polyester for lots of hugging and snuggling.
• Great gift of love for guaranteed big smiles and happy memories. Ships in BIG Box for Maximum BIG Impression. Hard to find. Grab it now
• This super-sized version of the “classic” teddy bear is sure to be a great ambassador of your feelings. Go ahead and let him do the talking for you.
• 5-star customer review: “This is an awesome gift if you have the space to keep it. Unfortunately I don’t so he just takes up the whole couch watching bear documentaries all day….lazy bear.”