calicogoat: Problem: Truck breaks down en route to peruse jewelry exhibit at art gallery. End result

calicogoat:

Problem: Truck breaks down en route to peruse jewelry exhibit at art gallery.

End result: Art gallery remains unmolested for the next three weeks until the Audubon exhibit arrives; Edward gets chased for three blocks after pointing out that the Scarecrow has a full mask and already smells like a case of aspergillosis waiting to happen and could therefore survive a little rain; Jonathan obtains valuable data on how exercise alters the effect of injectable toxin on previously documented subjects; Jervis gets ultimate possession of the umbrella.