Shock and surprise.Awe and amazement.Delight and disbelief.Cooper…the official mascot, gr

Shock and surprise.
Awe and amazement.
Delight and disbelief.
Cooper…the official mascot, greeter, customer-relations specialist and squirrel chaser of Arlyn Vineyards…is befuddled, bewitched and bamboozled by the bounty of biscuits that she is about to be blessed with by yours truly. For today is not just any normal day…it is Multi-Biscuit Monday!
You see, with the large number of demanding doggos that roam the highways and byways of Newberg, Oregon, it is necessary for me to have a very strict rationing system for biscuit dispensation. Each dog gets ONE biscuit per day. No more, no less. That is fair. That is the rule and it will be followed. But, like all rules, there have to be exceptions for unique and “special” circumstances. Therefore, in order to help keep things simple, I have decided that the aforementioned one-biscuit rule is NOT applicable on any day of the week ending with the letter “y.” So you can see here the absolute joy on Cooper’s face as she discovers that today is indeed a “special” day that is replete with a veritable cornucopia of cookies. Cooper can barely contain her excitement at the good fortune of her human’s package arriving on Multi-Biscuit Monday. What are the odds? For if I had delivered it on any day *other* than Multi-Biscuit Monday (or Triple-Biscuit Tuesday, Wealth-of-Biscuits Wednesday, Three-Biscuit Thursday, Four-Biscuit Friday, Six-Biscuit Saturday or Seven-Biscuit Sunday) she would be out of luck and limited to one puny, meager treat! It would be a tragedy of unspeakable proportions. But I am glad to say that, on this lucky day, Cooper has hit the jackpot!
By Scott Hodges.