I naïvely thought that rhetoric like this was dying out, but it’s probably because I’ve been blocked by main perpetrators. Anyway!
1. Not liking dick isn’t a lesbian thing anymore, also I’m implying that lesbianism is a thing that can be updated to fit to current ideologies and not just a word to describe female homosexuality!
2. “Falling in love with someone just because they have the right junk is gross”. Homosexuality is gross! If you require your partner to have the same sex that you have in order to develop attraction and an emotional connection, you’re disgusting!
3. Genital preferences, aka, innate sexual orientation, is something you need to unlearn and repress in order to be a truly virtuous person! Get with the times and fuck an entitled trans person!
4. Defining lesbian as female homosexuality, aka females sexually attracted to females, is not inclusive. Instead lesbian can used by anyone who is attracted to girls even slightly! There’s no difference between bisexuality and homosexuality, because then you’ll have to acknowledge the reality of biological sex!
5. Overcoming your sexual boundaries is how you achieve personal growth! That’s right, your insistence on not fucking me is actually a personal failing on your part! Grow up, you immature lesbian!
6. Genitalia has no place in sexual attraction, despite their function in, y'know, sex. Don’t get it? Shut the fuck up!
7. Those filthy homosexuals nearly achieved true love and genuine attraction to the other sex, but their abnormal fetishes prevented them from achieving true love! If you experience a superficial attraction to someone you have assumed is your own sex, this supersedes everything else about your sexual orientation!
8. A penis is analogous to a tattoo! If you don’t want to touch one, you’re a shallow person!
9. Don’t want to touch a dick? That’s okay, here’s some ways around that! What? You still don’t want to be near a dick or the person attached in a sexual situation? God, you’re so uncreative and boring
10. Refusing to date a trans person is transphobic! Just like how a straight guy refusing to date a gay guy is homophobic, right? Makes perfect sense!
