Hi baby! Are you being a good boy for the babysitter? Did you see the picture I just sent you? I was

Hi baby! Are you being a good boy for the babysitter? Did you see the picture I just sent you? I was just touching up my makeup in the bathroom when I felt like showing off for my widdle guy while he’s stuck at home! So is my baby boy missing his Mommy?

Awww, that’s so cute. Mommy misses you too, baby. Although it is nice not to be stuck dealing with your big, stinky diapers for a change! Oh by the way, check out what’s behind me in the picture! Do you even remember what that thing’s called anymore? It’s a toilet. It’s where women go to relieve themselves while silly boys like you pee and poop in their pants. Haha! I can tell you’re blushing even over the phone! You’re probably wearing your icky-pants right now, aren’t you baby? Come on, take a picture for Mommy. Time for a diapee check!

Hahaha! That’s what I thought. That diaper’s practically hanging off you! But it’s up to the babysitter when you get a change. I guess she’s decided to be a little strict with you tonight, huh? Ah well, too bad! Anyway, I just wanted to check in on you. I hope you’re having a great time squishing about in your nursery in a full diaper while I’m out partying with the girls! See you later, sweetie!