Lie down on your back, baby. Good boy. Now let’s just undo these tapes… There&rsquo

Lie down on your back, baby. Good boy. Now let’s just undo these tapes… There’s one side… There’s another… And down comes the front of your diaper! Oh my, look how wet you are! Someone really filled his Pampers up with tinkles, didn’t hims?

Uh-oh… You’d better wipe that frown off your face right this instant, little boy. Diapee changes are a time for babies to be happy and giggly, and I don’t expect you to be any different. If you don’t stop being gwumpy, Mommy will spank your naughty widdle tushy-wushy until you cwy! Yes she will! Yes she will!

There we go! There’s my happy boy! You’re so cute when you giggle and gurgle like a silly baby! Okay, now lift your botty up for Mommy… That’s it. You’re being so good for me, sweetie. You just need a little reminder sometimes, don’t you? A little reminder that you’re not a grown man anymore. You’re just a helpless, overgrown baby who needs diapers and discipline to keep him in his place. Yes you are! Yes you are!