Waddle that cute little butt over here, baby. No, you’re not getting a diaper change just yet.

Waddle that cute little butt over here, baby. No, you’re not getting a diaper change just yet. It’s time for your afternoon feeding!

Why are you being so grumpy, silly boy? Mommy knows how much you love her boobies! Sure, you don’t get to see them bouncing around while you fuck me anymore, but getting to snuggle up and have a suckle on them is almost as good, right? It will be a lovely bonding experience, and I’m going to have so much fun breastfeeding you in public. I’ll do it at the park, at the restaurant, in front of all our friends…

Oh don’t look so embarrassed, honey! I’m not the only one in our friendship circle who’s sent her boyfriend back to babyhood, so you won’t be alone. And I promise all my girlfriends are going to love seeing you lying across my lap, nursing from my breasts in a full diaper. Maybe you’ll even get to try a bit of their boobie-milk as well!