What are you doing over here, little guy? Because it looks to me like a certain naughty boy was tryi

What are you doing over here, little guy? Because it looks to me like a certain naughty boy was trying to slip away from the party to poop his diaper in private. You know that’s a big no-no, baby. Do we need to put you through a little more ‘public pooping’ practice? I think we do.

Shake your head all you want, baby. You need to learn that boys don’t deserve privacy or dignity or anything like that. Those are only for women. When you need to make a stinky, you do it right in your pants, no matter where you are or who’s watching. And you announce it too. You say “Me go boom-boom!” so that everyone has the opportunity to point and laugh at you. Is that clear?

Oh dear, someone’s being a very fussy little boy, isn’t he? I think Mommy’s going to have to start making you dirty your diapers in front of the pretty girls at the checkout counter again. That was always a good way of breaking down your silly little ego. But we can start with my friends back at the party. They’re experts at teasing diapers boys!