Deadpool, the King of Pouches and Pernicious Odors“Before Deadpool can even throw a punch, he&

Deadpool, the King of Pouches and Pernicious Odors

“Before Deadpool can even throw a punch, he’s already assaulted my senses. There are at least a dozen noxious odors flowing off his corpse-like body. 

My father used to take me to the circusat the old Madison Square Garden. That’s what Deadpool smells like.

The flatulence… My God. He farts like a corpse pulled from the Hudson.

There’s cheap burrito on his breath…

… But he has different cheap Mexican leftovers in his pouches. The cilantro is fresh.

Gun oil. His weapons are the only things he takes care of…

Dr. Scholl couldn’t help Deadpool’s foot odor if he had the Eye of Agamotto.”