#deadpool fa

“…I love the smell of 372,844 pancakes in the morning. Smells like victory.”

Nok Nok
…

“Who’s there?”
“Wade.”
“Wade. Wade who?”
“Wade until you see what happened to me, dad.”

Deadpool’s Touch Meme

P.S. I know Deadpool technically has beautiful handwriting, but I did kiddy writing for aesthetic reasons (^:
P.P.S. Deadpool probably has a bajillion people he hates, so I simplified to the movie villain
P.P.P.S. jk there’s no third one

Deadpool watches The Green Lantern

“There are many universes… and many alternate versions of the entity Deadpool. Some strive for good. Some for ill. And some are agents of chaos, entropy, and nothingness.”

Deadpool, the “Merc with the Mouth”

Deadpool watches GoT s06e02*
*spoiler warning

**this is what actually happened to me tho when watching s06e02
i literally jumped a foot off my chair because my nose was touching the screen when he came back to life

Deadpool, the King of Pouches and Pernicious Odors

“Before Deadpool can even throw a punch, he’s already assaulted my senses. There are at least a dozen noxious odors flowing off his corpse-like body. 

My father used to take me to the circusat the old Madison Square Garden. That’s what Deadpool smells like.

The flatulence… My God. He farts like a corpse pulled from the Hudson.

There’s cheap burrito on his breath…

… But he has different cheap Mexican leftovers in his pouches. The cilantro is fresh.

Gun oil. His weapons are the only things he takes care of…

Dr. Scholl couldn’t help Deadpool’s foot odor if he had the Eye of Agamotto.”