melgillman:no one asked but I’m telling you anyway [Image description: A short comic/info-grap

melgillman:

no one asked but I’m telling you anyway

[Image description: A short comic/info-graphic drawing titled “Reviewing Spring Flowers I Like To Eat On Walks”. The drawing features three flowers being reviewed by a person with short green hair and glasses.

The first flower is the Eastern Redbud, a small pink-red budded flower growing on a thin branch. The reviewer is shown shoving a large handful of the buds into their mouth. Their review reads “Shoving a handful of pink flowers in your maw = immaculate goblin energy” and “sweet and cucumber-y”.

The second flower is the Saucer Magnolia, a pink flower with its petals forming an upright ovular shape sat atop a green stem. The reviewer is shown shoving the whole plant into their mouth as they make intense eye contact with a passerby that is staring at them. The review reads “Extreme power move to eat one of these”, “No one will mess with you” and “Gingery”.

The last flower is the Sweet Violet, a small purple flower with bunches of four petals sat atop a leafy stem. The reviewer is shown on all fours in the grass, eating the flowers like a grazing animal. The review reads “Grazing”, “Become ungulate” and “Sweet, violet”. End description.]