Image description: digital art of Imogen, Laudna, and Orym from Critical Role. Imogen has blue skin, and is stressed about it. Laudna is on one side of her, looking delighted. She has a speech bubble with a image of Imogen, blue and shirtless, wearing titty tassels. Orym stands at Imogen’s other side, looking thoughtful. He has a thought bubble with a picture of Dorian in it. End description.
is this what happens when jester rolls a nat20 on an nugget handling check?
[Image Description: a four-panel comic of caduceus and jester sitting together on a blanket on the beach. Jester is a chubby blue tiefling with short could dark blue hair and horns that wave backwards. She is wearing a white off the shoulder shirt, a brown waist belt, long blue skirt. Caduceus is wearing a massive straw sunhat, a pink tunic, white capris, and brown strappy sandals. He is a mint skinned firbolg with pink scruff and short pink dreads. he has two green leaves under his eyes like eye masks.
Jester looks down as Nugget, a little light brown black speckled blink dog, and says “nugget, poof!” He disappears and Caduceus looks at her curiously as Jester holds up a hand in front of her. She has three fingers up with her pointer finger and thumb making a circle. Nugget poofs back with his nose sticking in the circle of her fingers. his tongue is sticking out. jester beams and caduceus laughs. End Descripiton]
[Image Description: Four photos of polyhedral dice at multiple angles on a white background. The dice are a transparent gray with thick opaque clouds of pale gray, metallic purple thread, thin black feathers, and small crow skulls painted to look like iron, all suspended inside the dice. The numbers are inked in metallic plum. END]
[ID: a photo of a pink door painted with textured sunflowers and a stylized sun rising from near the bottom of the door. Above the door is a giant round stained glass window, likewise patterned after the sun, and lit up in brilliant gold. End ID]
[ID: five photographs of a tabletop gaming dice set lying on a white surface. The upper two pictures show the whole set, the lower three pictures show the D6, D20 and D4 in close-ups with the other dice blurry in the background. The dice are dark green and marbled with gold, the numbers aren’t inked. Instead of the number twenty there is a stylized cat. End ID]
Please remember that adopting a hellhound is not just a lifelong commitment, but afterlife long commitment as well.
[Image Description: artwork depicting twelve different breeds of hellhounds, each accompanied by a short bio.
The Damnation: a Dalmatian with horns, hooves, a pointed tail, and eyes in place of spots. “Prone to eye problems, but overall an excellent watch dog. It sees you. It sees what you did now, it sees what you did then.”
The Bull Terror: a white bull terrier with multiple fanged mouths all over its body. “Highly recommended to buy a blessed safe to contain all footwear, for he is quite the chewer. Never expect door to door mail delivery again.”
The Ancient Pharaoh Hound: an undead, mummified pharaoh hound. “Originally used as hunting dogs for the great in the afterlife. Breeders particularly like them as they tend to make good mummies.”
The Chomp Chomp: a chow chow with an oversized mouth. “If someone tries to say its bark is worse than its bite, they are lying.”
The Siberian Haunted: a Siberian Husky with a body made of ice. “Found in areas where Hell actually has frozen over; this dog is intelligent, energetic, and will raise your heat bill by about five-hundred percent.”
The Blood-Hound: a blood hound with a body made of red goo. “With its keen senses, it only needs a single drop of sacrificial blood to track a lost soul through the ends of the voids. Owners do recommend to have clothes that do not stain easily.”
The Goregi: a Pembroke Welsh Corgi with the wings and ears of a bat. “Sometimes referred to as “The Queen of the Damned’s Dog” do to her fondness and ownership of the breed.”
The Demonic Bernard: a red and black Saint Bernard with ram’s horns and draconic wings. “Think Cujo, but on fire.”
The Rot-Weiler: a zombie Rottweiler. “The gentle giant of hellhounds. Gives a new meaning to “doggy smell.” Tendency to lose body parts, and eat other dogs.”
The Blackhound: a shadowy greyhound. “Requires lots of exercise and stimulation. Allergic to light, keep in eternal darkness at all times.”
The Soulful Retriever: a ghostly Golden Retriever carrying a lantern in its mouth. “Loyal, gentle, and good with kids; especially dead kids. Will fill your house with the sound of distant giggles, and the pitter-patter of feet on the floor above you.”
The Irish Werewolf Hound: a semi-anthropomorphic Irish Wolf Hound. “This breed was popularized during the lycanthrope crisis of 1809. Breeders have to be particularly careful as the hound only takes on its unique appearance during the Full Moon, and mix-ups with their material plane counterparts have been known to happen with…interesting results.”
Do you understand? When I am done telling you these stories, when you’re done listening to these stories, I am no longer I, and you are no longer you. In this afternoon we briefly merged into one. After this, you will always carry a bit of me, and I will always carry a bit of you, even if we both forget this conversation.
—Hao Jingfang, ‘Invisible Planets,’ in Invisible Planets: Contemporary Chinese Science Fiction in Translation, tr. & ed. Ken Liu
[ID: A digital illustration of Imogen Temult and Ashton Greymoore from Critical Role. They’re stood leaning on the railing of a sky ship at night, talking to each other. Ashton looks at Imogen and says “You’re scarier than me”, she laughs in response. End description.]
zhudanna knitted them sweaters and they switched!!!
[Image description: A half body digital drawing of Laudna and Imogen from Critical Role set on an orange background, with white circles behind each of their heads and pink flowers and orange musical notes surrounding them. Laudna, an undead human woman, is on the left and she is wearing a fluffy bright pink sweater, her arms held close to her chest, like t-rex arms. Sat on Laudna’s shoulder is Pâté, a taxadermied rat with a bird skull for a head, and he is wearing a little red sweater. Imogen, a human woman, is on the right and she is wearing a fluffy black sweater. She is holding a steaming mug between both hands. Both women are facing each other, their eyes closed and both smiling warmly. End description.]
[Image description: A series of four photos, each featuring a d20 that inspires the color palette for the nail polish on the hand that is holding it. The first photo shows a dark burgundy glittery d20, the nail art in a glittery dark purple, dark red, and gold glittery polish. The second photo shows a transparent teal, blue, and purple d20, the nail art matching in a glittery polish. The third photo shows a glittery purple d20 with flecks of gold streaked through it, and a matching glittery dark purple polish with a silver sheen. The last photo shows a glittery rainbow d20 and matching glittery nail art, each nail showing the rainbow in a different arrangement. End description.]
[ID: A digital illustration of Dariax Zaveon, Fearne Calloway, Orym, Dorian Storm, Opal, and Fy'ra Rai. They are dressed in modern clothing and gathered around a claw machine. The claw machine is filled with simple plush toy versions of the members of Vox Machina, as well as one toy Gilmore. Dariax holds the machine’s joystick, trying to guide the claw towards the Gilmore toy with a look of concentration. Dorian stands behind and to the right of Dariax, a hand on Dariax’s shoulder. Orym stands next to Dariax, looking into the machine. Fearne stands behind Dariax to the left, smiling as she watches. Opal stands on the left of the machine, one hand pressed to the glass as she looks on with excitement. Fy'ra Rai stands on the right of the machine, watching with a smile. End description.]
A commission for @stop-that-llama , a lighthouse keeper and the upcoming storm on ammonite, time to put on the light
[ID: An ammonite shell painted to look like a spiral staircase. A lighthouse keeper with a lantern is climbing to the top, looking down at the swirling ocean waves breaking on the staircase below. \end ID]
Ninth of the 14 DnD themed designs! It’s the turn for the Ranger, one of these classes that sparks a lot of controversy due to balancing stuff. I love it flavor wise though, you get to pet the animals! What kind of animal companion does your ranger have?
[Image Description: A drawing of a green, beat up d20 emblem, representing the Ranger class. A wooden bow lays diagonally across the d20, three arrows with lime green fletching going through the d20 on the opposite diagonal. There is also a small white and grey bird sitting atop the d20, near where the arrows entered the emblem, and a tan banner reading “Ranger” is displayed across the front. End description.]
