realworldlatin: More inspired Latin than found Latin here, and a bad pun. This piece of heart-shape

More inspired Latin than found Latin here, and a bad pun.
This piece of heart-shaped lettuce just spoke to me in the voice of Catullus.
“Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus.” - Catullus 5
I suppose I should thank Whole Foods for the lettuce from my salad bar lunch yesterday.