“Orbiting,” “signaling,” and “accenting”

“Orbiting,” “signaling,” and “accenting” sound like the names of charms taught in Professor Flitwick’s class at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but Emma Watson — the actress who brought the wizarding world’s most beloved feminist icon, Hermione Granger, to the silver screen — can tell you they are not.

They are, in fact, masturbation techniques showcased on the sexual education platform, OMGYes, which the actress publicly endorsed during her recent interview with feminist leader Gloria Steinem.

Read the rest of my musings on Emma Watson’s masturbation habits (and how they could be improved) in this week’s Whore Next Door column!