dearestdummies: hootersmakesyouhappy: Selfies Employment based on beauty and serving men is the h

dearestdummies:

hootersmakesyouhappy:

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Employment based on beauty and serving men is the healthiest occupation for young women. They relish being ogled and being useful. Their self-esteem and ego grow without becoming cancerous, and the growth centers on life skills that will be most useful to them during a career as eye candy and housewives. One important tip: don’t use your income to attend college or graduate school. This undoes all that positive growth. It also insults the girls you work with who aren’t as bright or ambitious. Instead of trying to tear those girls down, be supportive by sharing a happy and docile workplace!!