My last boyfriend had a nice car, a great job, and all of his facial skin. And that’s why

My last boyfriend had a nice car, a great job, and all of his facial skin. And that’s why I was surprised to find myself considering Skeletor as a romantic option. But he has SO MANY good qualities. He’s witty, and always has a zinger ready. He’s constantly laughing, and that laugh is infectious! Skeletor knows the joy of life.

Plus, he’s so honest. With Skeletor, what you see is what you get. It’s all in the name. He’s a skeleton man. If he had a profile on a dating website you wouldn’t even need to click the picture. What superhero is this honest? They’re all about secret identities and sneaking around. Skeletor will take you for a big, romantic getaway to Snake Mountain, where you can relax by the glowing light of lava flowing from the snake’s mouth, crank some Barry White, get loose, and just see what happens.

The downside is Skeletor is obviously terrible with money. Does he even have a job? What is his income exactly? Is someone paying him to fight He-Man, or is he living on Daddy’s money? He lives in Snake Mountain, not Skull Mountain, which makes me pretty sure he’s renting that mountain. The rent on a mountain must be pretty high. Why doesn’t he just buy a more modest abode instead of renting an entire mountain?

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