Rei Akai Cool SR: “Pan-tastic Pride Celebration”Oh boy I sure am ready to hear all those

Rei Akai Cool SR:“Pan-tastic Pride Celebration”

Oh boy I sure am ready to hear all those witty jokes about me fucking pans. Anyway, I’m ready to go to the parade! It’s gonna be really fun with everyone. You see my face paint? It was actually Robertoni. It’s literally the only occasion in which I let him touch my face. He painted mine and in return I painted his. Speaking of him, he was the one who gave me this giant flag! It was pretty sweet of him actually. But if he abuses his luck I’m gonna call the lesbians to kick his ass. Wait, no, he likes that. But ifI kick his ass it’ll be a nice anniversary celebration for me. Nah, I’ll leave that to the yakuza.