No matter how much their egos might make them deny it, men crave being babied. That’s why they

No matter how much their egos might make them deny it, men crave being babied. That’s why they’re happy to keep living with their parents while today’s women are off being independent. But there’s a simple solution to this problem! Take all of those silly boys who are sitting around at home and place each of them under the care and authority of modern, independent women their own age. It’s a win-win situation. The boys get pretty young Mommies to look after them, and the women get adorable overgrown toddlers (otherwise known as males) to play with and humiliate and use however they like. It’s true that women are racing ahead of men, but that doesn’t mean they can’t crawl along at our feet!