mastergrog:Don’t hide from Me, boy. I know where you’ve been.More importantly, I know wh
Don’t hide from Me, boy. I know where you’ve been.
More importantly, I know where you’re going.
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Anthony was having a fun night out with his buds, hopping from pub to pub, drinking pint after pint. The night had come to a lull until suddenly, Anthony had an idea.
“Alright bros, let’s have a competition to see who could chug a beer the fastest. Whoever finishes last has to run to the gas station, stark naked.”
Agreeing to the dare, they each ordered a pint and then started drinking as fast as they could. While chugging, someone accidentally bumped on Anthony’s back, causing him to pause for a few seconds, ultimately making him lose the competition.
“Dude, someone bumped into me! It was unfair, let’s do it again.” Anthony demanded.
“Well, I didn’t see anyone. I think you’re just afraid we’d laugh at your puny little dick.” His friends teased him.
To defend his pride, Anthony stepped outside and streaked to the gas station. When he was far enough, his friends took his clothes and drove off to the next pub, leaving Anthony behind.
When he got back to the pub, he realized that his friends were missing. “What the fuck! How could they leave me here like this?” With one hand on his crotch, he extended his other arm, trying to call a cab, but to no avail. Not knowing what to do next, he sat by the pavement on his bare ass and waited. It was an hour later before his friends finally returned, laughing at their buddy Anthony just sitting outside the pub completely naked. They let him in the car, but they don’t return his clothes as they drive off to the next pub.
