#clothes stolen
Wyatt had been walking home from the gym late in the evening when he was jumped by a couple of muggers. He didn’t have any cash on him, so the thieves settled for taking his clothes - all of his clothes.
Now Wyatt found himself miles from home, skulking in the shadows butt naked. He kept one hand glued to his junk, praying no one would see him as he made his way across town.
Next time he went to the gym, he’d definitely drive…
These boys were taking advantage of the beautiful, hot summer day and going for a dip at the creek. It was an impromptu trip, so none of them brought swim trunks. No matter - they could skinny-dip and dry out in the sun.
All went well until they climbed out of the water to get dressed, only to find their clothes were gone. Apparently their little swimming spot wasn’t as secluded as they thought.
Now the boys are coming to the horrible realization that they’ll have to walk all the way home naked. And while the creek may have been quiet, the road they’d walked down to get there certainly wasn’t…
Alan was swimming in the pool, enjoying the sunshine, when he decided to slip off his speedo to skinny-dip. It was all going well until his visiting family arrived with their dog. Fido ran out of the car towards the pool to greet Alan, while Alan swam to the pool’s edge to hurriedly grab his swimsuit.
Unfortunately, frisky Fido got to the suit first. What followed was a very embarrassing, very naked game of tug-of-war, with Alan struggling in vain to prise the speedo from the dog’s teeth. After a few minutes, Fido won and ran off to join his family, leaving a blushing Alan standing naked before his shocked guests.
Good boy, Fido!
This poor ranch hand had a little bad luck on his first day on the job. He was out watching the herd when he spied a few cattle rustlers making off with some of their steers. He chased them down to scare them off, but soon found himself surrounded.
They gave him a choice, his money or his life. He opted for his life. Since he was just a poor ranch hand, though, he didn’t have much to give. To make up the difference, the rustlers decided to take his clothes as well.
And so the poor lad found himself walking naked back to the ranch, with only his boots for cover. How was he going to explain this to the boss?
“No, no, no!” Yelled Nick to himself. He had come to do his weekly load of laundry in the dorm basement just like he did every weekend. However, when he entered the laundry room he ran into a few of the members of the wrestling team. Nick wasn’t fond of them and had made it known publicly at a few drunken nights at some college parties. He figured he’s throw all of his clothes in and get it over with so he could go back to his room. However just as he had thrown all of his clothes from the basket into the wash he felt a hand on his shoulder. “Aren’t you forgetting some clothes there Nick?” Asked Alex the leader of the pack. “What? No. What the hell are you talking about?” Asked Nick wondering what he was asking. “I think you forgot some clothes to throw in the washer. Boys should we help him out?” Asked Alex grinning. The other two boys grabbed Nicks arms and held them as Alex preceded to strip Nick. First he yanked Nicks shirt off and threw it in the wash. Then he undid his belt and threw it aside. “Let’s see what kind of panties Nick is rocking today fellas,” said Alex. He undid Nicks pants and yanked them down. They all started laughing when they noticed that Nick was rocking Tighty whities. “Cute Nick, does your mommy still buy your undies?” Commented Alex. “Shut up assholes, in case you haven’t noticed it’s laundry day and these were all that were clean! Now let me go now!!” Shouted Nick. Alex paused for a second before going over to the washer and sorting through Nicks laundry. He threw out all of his underwear that weren’t tighty whities into a bag and threw them out the window. “Hmm looks like every day is going to be “laundry day apparel” for you. And just to make sure you comply let’s get some blackmail material,” said Alex grinning while snapping some pictures. Alex walked over to the washer, tossed Nicks pants in and started the machine. “Good thing these washers lock once started for security reasons. Wouldn’t want anyone stealing your clothes would you?” Laughed Alex as him and his buddies released Nick, snapped some more pictures and left the room. There stood Nick in nothing but his tighty whities and shoes and socks. It was going to take an hour to fill the washer was done. He had to hurry and find something to throw on before some sees him. Here he is going throw other washers and dryers trying to find some articles of clothing. So far he hasn’t found a single thing.
Poor guy… it’s going to be even worse when the machine jams and won’t pop open. He’ll have to muster up the nerve to walk to the front desk of the dorm and ask for help. It’s going to be a long wait in the crowded dorm lobby as he waits for a janitor to help him out… a long wait on display in just his tighty-whities…
These hitchhikers never seem to learn. They’re so desperate to get to wherever it is they’re going that they never stop to consider the types of people pulling over to give them a ride.
This boy stood by the side of the road with a sign reading “L.A.” He dreamed of stardom. Well, he certainly had the looks for it, but maybe not the street smarts. When a pretty girl offered him a ride, he jumped at the opportunity. When she told him he was cute and suggested he strip, he jumped at that as well.
Next thing he knew, the pretty girl pulled over, kicked him out, and sped off with his clothes, laughing all the way. Apparently she just wanted to torment the poor kid. Now, here he was, naked in the middle of California with nothing to his name.
Turns out he’ll only be famous on the 6 o'clock news. Can’t all be stars, I guess.
The boys were on spring break and learned that there was a nude beach near their hotel. Naturally, they wanted to check it out - after all, what’s better for a group of horny guys than a beach full of naked chicks?
When they arrived at the beach, the boys stripped off and ran into the ocean, laughing like a bunch of idiots. They remained in the water a bit, splashing about as they waited for the beach to fill up with hotties.
To their surprise, though, when the girls started to show up, they kept their swimsuits on. As did everyone else.
“Dude, what the hell? I thought you said this was a nude beach?”
“It is! I saw it online!”
“Then why isn’t anyone else getting naked?”
“Well… hmm… maybe the nude beach is farther down the coast…”
“Great! Now what are we gonna do? Our clothes are way the hell over there!”
“Or at least they were…” *gulp*
As the boys floated naked in the water, they found themselves faced with the unfortunate prospect of a nude streak back to their hotel. Quite the start to their spring break…
Mason woke up after a night of partying with a pounding headache. As he gathered his surroundings he noticed his clothes were gone and was left in his tighty whities. As he realized that he was miles from the dorm room he regretted his choice in undies and really hoped nobody from the football team caught him as he recalled being blackout drunk last night and chanting what a fucking joke the team was after their lost against the easiest team on the schedule. As he was deep in thought about making it to the house without being seen he didn’t notice a couple of the players sneaking up behind him. Suddenly he felt someone grab a handful of his undies and yank up. He let out a yelp and before he realized it his tighty whities we’re hooked on the fence he was walking along. The players let him go and gravity did its thing as Mason fell only to be caught by the fabric on his underwear causing his balls to crush and the fabric to give his ass the worst burn he’s ever had. As they snapped pictures of Mason in his current predicament he was yelling at them and trying to get down. “Have fun up there loser! Who would have thought that the douche from last night talking a big game would be a tighty whitie wearing nerd. Enjoy that nasty wedgie dude because we just sent these photos to everyone in our contact list so soon everyone on campus will know you’re rocking little kid briefs. Hope you have plenty of undies because I have a feeling this current situation will become a norm for you!” As they walked away highfiving each other and laughing Mason again tried to get down by either ripping the underwear or lifting himself up but to no avail. That’s when he looked down the street and saw the baseball team coming his way. He knew that his situation was about to get a lot worse….
Allen really regretted wearing tighty whities that day. It was laundry day and all his boxers were in the wash. He woke up late and had to scramble to get clothes. He reached into the back of his underwear drawer and found some old tighty whities from when he was in middle school and threw them on. He figured no one would see them and it was just for the day. Unfortunately for him, on his way to work some muggers jumped him and made him strip down and hand them his clothes and wallet. As they snickered at his underwear choice they left Allen standing in the alley in nothing but his white undies. How was he going to make it back home without being seen when he was already miles away and he lived in NYC. He started his run back home and already heard the whistles and camera clicks and knew he was going to see his tighty whitie clad ass on the internet.