you know. I might want Bruce Banner and Hulk all to myself, no other Avengers around. He seems like

you know. I might want Bruce Banner and Hulk all to myself, no other Avengers around. He seems like the sensitive type who might not want to bone around a bunch of other dudes. Or like shy, or something… Maybe I’m wrong. But either way, I think it’d probably best be one on one with him. Especially since I imagine getting it on with the Hulk might be a little… challenging… for me. But, I think I’d love to marry Bruce Banner and have werido babies with him. So, maybe no gang banging… but he’s totally okay with his buds fucking me on the side. He’s great that way… true love! <3

But I really do love Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk… he adds a lot of warmth and depth to the character that makes it interesting to me. And I LOOOOVE his face. I fucking love it. I want to eat it up. That’s why I’d fuck the Hulk, because he’s got Mark’s face and his hairy chest and he’s fucking charming when he’s in control of the Hulk. Throwing Loki around like a rag doll and yelling at Iron Man when he won’t wake up. And his smile when he’s finally in control and gets to go smash things and enjoy it. Goddamn his fucking face. He’s got this really sweet, but twisted vibe about him and I dig it a lot. And also kind of a hurt puppy look, without being needy. I’d love him and the Hulk so hard and he’d be happier. I love it when he says that his secret is that he’s always angry, that makes me want to love him even more. I’d take pictures of him every single day and turn them into grumpy hulk memes. Everyone wins!