#girl boner
you know. I might want Bruce Banner and Hulk all to myself, no other Avengers around. He seems like the sensitive type who might not want to bone around a bunch of other dudes. Or like shy, or something… Maybe I’m wrong. But either way, I think it’d probably best be one on one with him. Especially since I imagine getting it on with the Hulk might be a little… challenging… for me. But, I think I’d love to marry Bruce Banner and have werido babies with him. So, maybe no gang banging… but he’s totally okay with his buds fucking me on the side. He’s great that way… true love! <3
But I really do love Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk… he adds a lot of warmth and depth to the character that makes it interesting to me. And I LOOOOVE his face. I fucking love it. I want to eat it up. That’s why I’d fuck the Hulk, because he’s got Mark’s face and his hairy chest and he’s fucking charming when he’s in control of the Hulk. Throwing Loki around like a rag doll and yelling at Iron Man when he won’t wake up. And his smile when he’s finally in control and gets to go smash things and enjoy it. Goddamn his fucking face. He’s got this really sweet, but twisted vibe about him and I dig it a lot. And also kind of a hurt puppy look, without being needy. I’d love him and the Hulk so hard and he’d be happier. I love it when he says that his secret is that he’s always angry, that makes me want to love him even more. I’d take pictures of him every single day and turn them into grumpy hulk memes. Everyone wins!
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hey hey hey! my current dream is to be the center of a gang bang with Thor, Iron Man, Bruce Banner (undecided on the Hulk… ), Captain America and might as well throw Hawkeye in there because, why not? Dude is fucking gorgeous. Duh. Holy Shit. Five Dudes. Fuck Yes. Boom. That’s the sound of my brains blowing out of the back of my head.
I still haven’t decided the scenario of my dream scene…
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Um. Who knew this would be my newest celebrity crush? Horatio Sanz, you can do me now, thanks.
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my iTunes says that I’ve listened to “Come Into My Mouth” by thee headcoatees 35 times.
this was gonna just be about Jimmy Fallon, but, I’d fuck all those guys on that stage right there. I’ve always had a thing for Chris Kattan, and Horatio Sanz is looking mighty fine with his beard. and as much as I hate Tracy Morgan he could totally charm the pants off me.
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Ethan Embry. That little cutie pie of the 1990’s.
Empire Records.
That Thing You Do.
Can’t Hardly Wait.
boner-city!
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I’d totally bone Cheech in Up In Smoke. Look at that fucking outfit! A fucking belly shirt and suspenders? PERFECT!
AND THEN! THAT FUCKING TUTU! I haven’t been able to find a good pic of him in that damn tutu with the pasties attached. You should send me that shit if you find it.
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