A blurred shape darts through the forest, snarling as twigs and leafs rustle in its wake. You raise

A blurred shape darts through the forest, snarling as twigs and leafs rustle in its wake. You raise your camera and quickly snap a photo, but the results are shaky and smeared. All you can make out is a pair of cut-off shorts and a denim vest with this patch mirroring your camera’s flash.

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