Lightning strikes outside of your dark stone castle. You are reclined on an absurdly large velvet co

Lightning strikes outside of your dark stone castle. You are reclined on an absurdly large velvet couch, decadently draped in thralls of all genders and body types. Which are for food and which are for fun? You chuckle, swirling a glass of viscous red fluid. Well… that would be telling.

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