[Image Description: YPG is talking with a doctor. YPG: If I said there was a single treatment that

[Image Description: YPG is talking with a doctor.

YPG: If I said there was a single treatment that cured everything, including cancer, depression, infections, and the common cold, you would say…?

Doctor: It’s a hoax. No one treatment can cure every medical issue.

YPG: But when doctors claim that weight loss can do all that?

Doctor: That’s pure science!

YPG: (facepalms) I think I have to leave now.]

I’m not saying have an entire diet of eating nothing but Cheetos, but I suspect that losing weight is not the cure all for every freaking illness ever.