I told Officer Butt exactly where I wanted to lick him. Officer: “Yeah, and that goes for

I told Officer Butt exactly where I wanted to lick him. 

Officer: “Yeah, and that goes for my buddies too?”

Me: “Of course, you didn’t think I was gonna leave them with aching sacks did you?”

So they stopped by at three, and demanded I tongue them where they were entitled, before taking turns unloading in my mouth, fully expecting to have their loads swallowed, as was their right.