#took turns

“Do you think they’ll notice if we slipped away during the speeches and went and got out dicks sucked?”

Apparently nobody did, as they snuck up to my room, unzipped, and took turns unloading in my mouth, recycling their beer-laced loads. 

Word must have gotten around, as throughout the evening, the rest of the team came up, two or three at a time, to get their knobs polished. 

Drunk, horny, rugby boys at a boring awards dinner are the best!

(I’ve already booked my room for year’s event.)

I told Officer Butt exactly where I wanted to lick him. 

Officer: “Yeah, and that goes for my buddies too?”

Me: “Of course, you didn’t think I was gonna leave them with aching sacks did you?”

So they stopped by at three, and demanded I tongue them where they were entitled, before taking turns unloading in my mouth, fully expecting to have their loads swallowed, as was their right.