Are you sure you don’t have something you’d like to share with me? I can play th

Are you sure you don’t have something you’d like to share with me? I can play this game all day if you want. Would you like to explain to me why I found a massive bag of used diapers in your trash? No, they are not someone else’s. Don’t lie to me. This can go one of two ways. Lie to me and this is all over, right here, right now. The other option is, why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why were they there? Communicate with me, share yourself with me, let me in. 

I saw that they were used. Is that something that makes you feel good? Is it a turn on?

Where do you get all the ones with animals and stuff on them?

Which ones absorb the best?

I’m glad you’re being more receptive and respectful to me. This is promising. Let me tell you something. I don’t care what you’re into, the biggest turn on for me is open, real communication. Let’s talk more about this after I get you into one of those big fluffy diapers.

xoxo